Human Exsistance

[Sod]

We are all here to eat shit and sleep, use up all the worlds resources, then blow each other up using our new hgih tech toys that the U.S of A calls, defence measures, my opinion is, why not do it now, and stop waitin around like a bunch of puss wagon racers

here's a good view on the way the world is going to go down

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html

if you liked that cartoon, here's the site for millions of more funny ass ones

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/

 

[Skorch]

Look, I've been working on that for a while now, but destroying all life on the planet is actually harder than you'd think. At least without a nuclear arsenal at my disposal. So instead I've been attempting to hone my psycic powers such that I can cause people to burst into flames with my mind. I'm actually getting pretty good at that.

 

[lobo]

even after nuklear war there will remain cockroaches and cockbirds and congolezian boa constricktor ...

To destroy all life on the earth we should to drop it into sun ...

 

[Sod]

first of all Skorch is just [plain fucked up and needs to see a doctor, and yea, lets drop this bitch into the sun, put us out of our misery

 

[Ass_Man]

sod :gun: do it now :gun: [ut urself outa ur misery just put me in ur will first

 

[Ryan066]

wait until u.s. get a new president .........

 

[lobo]

u wanna say the same one?

 

[punkin]

The world is over populated enuff. If you want to jump off, be my guest.

 

[Crocto]

The world is over populated enuff. If you want to jump off, be my guest.

gravity prevents that.

 

[Smiss]

gravity prevents that.

looks like it sucks to be you then! lol

 

[maltedmilkballs]

Word...

Look, I've been working on that for a while now, but destroying all life on the planet is actually harder than you'd think. At least without a nuclear arsenal at my disposal. So instead I've been attempting to hone my psycic powers such that I can cause people to burst into flames with my mind. I'm actually getting pretty good at that.

I gotta say... causing people to burst into flames would be a nice past time.. teach me?

 

[Skorch]

Sure, there's a hard way and an easy way of doing it. The hard way involves years of mental disciplining and meditation, honing your latent psycic abilities and all this other boring shit. The easy way involves carrying around a water-balloon of gasoline (yes, I know that makes it a gasoline-balloon. shut up) and matches at all times.

 

[gumercules]

couldn't you work a flint in there for auto-ignition?

 

[anti-movielife]

The easy way involves carrying around a water-balloon of gasoline (yes, I know that makes it a gasoline-balloon. shut up) and matches at all times.

haha thats so psychotic!
i love it

 

[Sod]

lol for one, you'd need a pump to put the gas into it cause the plastic wouldn't stretch itself, and 2, i've tried before and the gas ate through the balloon...hmmmmmm

 

[Smiss]

1. Funnel.

2. That's that really fucking sad.

 

[Skorch]

lol for one, you'd need a pump to put the gas into it cause the plastic wouldn't stretch itself, and 2, i've tried before and the gas ate through the balloon...hmmmmmm

yes, it's true, petroleum based products eat through the latex and stuff, which is why you're not supposed to use oil-based lube with condoms. But serious stuff aside, why on earth were you actually attempting to fill a balloon with gasoline? Don't you know you're supposed to use Super-Soakers for that shit boy? What's wrong with you?