With Spring upon us, I'm going to let you guys know some of our little six-legged, pretty winged, counterparts who will invade your backyard, or your house.
Underwing Moth - They are not as common as other moths, but if you look hard enough, you'll find one!
They have very strong wings, and you'll swear a 747 is close by if one flies past you.
Pennsylvania Firefly - The most common one you'll see at night.
"Cannibal Firefly" - You'll know one is flying if you see a rapid white pulse instead of a slow, yellow pulse. They eat all the other fuckers, so put them in their own jar, damnit!
"Daytime Firefly" - If you see one of these, you'll know it! They fly around during the day, are pure black, and have the neck brace of the cannibal firefly. They also don't light up, and use these little scents called "pheremones" to attract mates.
I FUCKING HATE THESE THINGS!
I don't know what the fuck they are, but they fucking drop all over the place from their silk bungees, right in my Snapple, my tuna sub, EVERYTHING! And there's no fucking escape, because they like to hide in the table umbrella!
I call them "ShitPillars."

Underwing Moth - They are not as common as other moths, but if you look hard enough, you'll find one!
They have very strong wings, and you'll swear a 747 is close by if one flies past you.

Pennsylvania Firefly - The most common one you'll see at night.

"Cannibal Firefly" - You'll know one is flying if you see a rapid white pulse instead of a slow, yellow pulse. They eat all the other fuckers, so put them in their own jar, damnit!
"Daytime Firefly" - If you see one of these, you'll know it! They fly around during the day, are pure black, and have the neck brace of the cannibal firefly. They also don't light up, and use these little scents called "pheremones" to attract mates.

I FUCKING HATE THESE THINGS!
I don't know what the fuck they are, but they fucking drop all over the place from their silk bungees, right in my Snapple, my tuna sub, EVERYTHING! And there's no fucking escape, because they like to hide in the table umbrella!
I call them "ShitPillars."