I accidentally fucked my own ass with my finger. How can I avoid being confused for being a homosexual?

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Putz

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I was just taking a shower, and I was cleaning my ass. I accidentally slipped and fell down, causing my finger to slide in my asshole. My mom walked in when this happened and now she thinks I'm a homosexual. How can I convince her this was just a mistake?
 
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CoprophagousCop

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1. I doubt it was an accident.
2. Masturbating one's butthole is still masturbation which is not considered a homosexual act.
3. Why am I replying to this phony story?

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4. I did not realize this dork had been banned when I replied.
5. I did not even notice that his user name had changed.
 
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gehtfuct

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Happens to Geht so often, his glasses don't even pop off anymore.
I've often wondered what you should do when a finger slips into your butthole while you wipe your ass. Do you continue with the paper or do you just say FTW and dredge it out like a scoop shovel?

While you are at it, give yourself a dirty Sanchez for being a big boy and making a poopies.
 
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