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Eclipsed

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You will never flame me without making yourself look like an idiot, because my computer is better than yours. It has a Pentium 486 with 16 megahertz of ROM.
 

dustinzgirl

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Eclipsed said:
You will never flame me without making yourself look like an idiot, because my computer is better than yours. It has a Pentium 486 with 16 megahertz of ROM.
In the imortal words of King Missile:

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of
the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a
party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember
what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find
it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet coz for some reason, I leave
it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let
me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help
either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without
my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really
hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of
searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting
to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I
walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people
sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a
blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to
buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it
home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't
know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a
detachable penis
 

Brain Spout

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Eclipsed said:
You will never flame me without making yourself look like an idiot, because my computer is better than yours. It has a Pentium 486 with 16 megahertz of ROM.
maybe, but you made yourself look like an idiot with this thread
 
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Eclipsed said:
You will never flame me without making yourself look like an idiot, because my computer is better than yours. It has a Pentium 486 with 16 megahertz of ROM.
:cookie: What's your point, bigshot?
 

Jung

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Such an obvious and pathetic troll.


 
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what does your comp have to do with anything? your still an idiot and nothing can stop that. your a poster boy for abortions.
 
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:troll:
This thread is now a discussion of chicken vs. egg theory.
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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The egg could kick the chicken's ass.
I would have guessed that a really large egg would just tear out the chicken's ass. Go figure.
 
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Chickens are stupid.

Eggs are smart.

The egg clearly wins.
 
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egg didn't win, cause i was hungry and ate it.
 
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There is no egg.

There is no chicken.

There never was. They are merely imaginary things concieved by the twisted mind of mankind in order to make people spend centuries thinking up a correct answer. This has led to many wars in the past, and, most likely, many wars in the future. :happysad:
 
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Unforgiven said:
There is no egg.

There is no chicken.

There never was. They are merely imaginary things concieved by the twisted mind of mankind in order to make people spend centuries thinking up a correct answer. This has led to many wars in the past, and, most likely, many wars in the future. :happysad:
i hate you.

^^^who used to post that all the time! its killing me! and i didn't mean it unforgiven.
 

keebs

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Eclipsed said:
You will never flame me without making yourself look like an idiot, because my computer is better than yours. It has a Pentium 486 with 16 megahertz of ROM.

your computer might have all this fancy stuff on it, but it does not have as much porn and music as mine does. i rest my case right there:D

also who realy cares?
 

UberSkippy

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Unforgiven said:
My e-penis is this big: | |

I win.
Mine is this big |..............................................................................................................................................|

Where's screw ball, I have a surprise for him.
 
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You ever wonder who was the first brave person to eat the egg came out of the chicken> I bet it was done a dare.
 

dustinzgirl

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The chicken and the egg are figments of the imagination, perpetuated by a government conspiracy to overtake the world while moronic philosophers discuss the viability of either the chick, the egg, or the chicken shit.

Another note form king missile:

Once there was an adorable little bunny that hopped and bopped through the cotton fields eating carrots all day long.
The people loved him and thought he was so fucking cute and sweet and good,
And he hated that.
He liked to eat the carrots, but that was about it.
He had seen this movie Willard about a bunch of rats who eat Ernest Bordenine and a bunch of other people, who are Mean to Willard,
Then they eat Willard because he tried to poison them.
The adorable little bunny thought this was so cool.
The bunny was tired of being cute and cuddly in the cotton field.
The bunny wanted to go north, to the big city,
And play in the garbage and scare people by slithering around in the subways and on the streets.


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The End.
 
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