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I am never going on another fucking chatroom again...

Mari

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okay this is my first posted rant so bare with me...cause I'm seriously pissed!
Alright I usually go into a chat which shall go unnamed....and I usually go and talk to people. Now one day I started talking to this one guy who seemed nice...and we had one thing in common...most of our lives have really sucked... I made the mistake of being nice and feeling sorry for his ass. He gave me his cell number and I ended up trying to call him cause I thought it might be interesting.... He wasn't there and my number showed up on his cell. That was like a month ago... We talked occasionally and then he suddenly said he was in love with me...and couldn't say why... I told him I wasn't interested, but he repeatedly hit on me expecting me to swoon...
I stopped going on that chat and about two days ago he started fucking calling my house. He kept saying he wanted me to come and see him.... He said he was psychic and that he'd had a vision of us together with a child...
My first thought was bullshit! I kept telling him I wasn't interested and he kept calling. He told me that he wanted to move down here just to see me...then he said he wanted me to be his....er.....princess? After I thought I'd told him off for good he called like six hours ago saying he was still in love with me, that I hurt him when we.....er..."broke up" (we never went out...ever!) and that he was going to a hypnotist to have his memory erased.... So I think to myself....wtf? I mean a girl can't go online and be nice to people without being hit on and fantasized about? Dear god are people so fucking pathetic that they have to go online to drop bad pick up lines? Oh and if you are so buff and your dick is so frickin' huge why can't you get a date in real life instead of talking to me while typing with one hand? If you are that much of a loser and you are packing heat in your pants and you tell that hot catgirl chick at the animecon who thinks of you as "just a friend" how big you are, that you love her with all your heart, and she is as horny as you are, I guaran-fuckin-tee her eyes will grow wide and she will reconsider. Cause if you are over 8 inches, she is horny and has had atleast three drinks, she will not give a damn what you look like. This I guarantee and while I'm at it... Don't fuckin' tell me you love me and have no idea why... Cause odds are if you can't give an answer you are either one or all three of these things... 1. pathetic and desprite 2. a horny ass bastard who just wants to get laid or 3. a stalker.... Sorry if I'm asking too much....but if you say you love me.... 1. I wanna know why 2. what you like about me
3. why are you fucking obsessing and 4. are you just saying this because I make you feel better about yourself.... If you want my fucking attention, go outside, strip down completely naked wearing nothing but socks, pour gasoline over yourself, walk up to where ever I am sitting, light your ass on fire, then run around screaming (this part shouldn't be too hard). I guarantee you will have me wondering why you have lit yourself on fire and chose for your socks to remain on your feet. I will forever ponder your logic and having something ingraved in your head lasts longer than most relationships. If that's too extreme, then find some other way to get my attention then.....oh yeah I love you and I don't fuckin' know why.... Be creative.....attempt to paint a complete replica of the mona lisa using only your ass and windows paint....
I will either think you are a freak or a very skilled son of a bitch. The choice is yours. In conclusion I find most internet relationship situations to be an excuse to ignore how pathetic you are in real life or to give up and commit suicide when they break up with your ass for someone with a webcam. This ends my rant.... I hope you have enjoyed it...
 

Nailbomb

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:rotflmao:

I like this girl already.


But, hey, I'm suprised you haven't met an e-stalker before. You basically just summed up a good portion of people in any chat room. They'd come into this site's chat room as well.
 

Jung

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:lol: I guess you won't be giving your number to complete strangers on the internet anymore.


Reading that hurt though, you should look into paragraphs and punctuation.
 

Mari

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I never gave him my number it showed up on his phone....
 

Nailbomb

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Mari said:
I never gave him my number it showed up on his phone....
Nowadays it's basically the same thing. Almost everyone has Caller ID.
 

Jung

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Mari said:
I never gave him my number it showed up on his phone....
Sorry, your post was hurting my eyes; I only skimmed it.

Anyway, it's still pretty lame to call complete strangers you meet on the internet. Also, like Nailbomb said, pretty much everyone has caller id, especially on their cell phones.
 

Mari

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well seriously read the whole thing it isn't that bad.... and I don't know why but I felt I had to confront him about what he said so he knew I was serious.... That was one of my worst decisions......so sue me....
 

Jung

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Mari said:
well seriously read the whole thing it isn't that bad.
Your writing makes it very hard to read. I got the basic idea though, and that's enough for me in this case. :happysad:
 

CopyLifted

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Fine, you stay out of chatrooms forever and I'll quit calling you....FOREVER!!! :happysad:

Seriously though, I didn't read it.....all. As others said, use paragraphs and punctuation please. It's easier on the eyes.

On the plus side though, what I did read was mildly entertaining. :happysad:
 

screwy

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Learn the English language, cough up ten bucks, and flesh this to another, oh, three pages, and you've got yourself a Goldmine. :thumbsup:
 

Jung

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Learn the English language, cough up ten bucks, and flesh this to another, oh, three pages, and you've got yourself a Goldmine. :thumbsup:
= :thumbsdn:
 
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I agree with copylifted, intresting.

Well, next time use *67 -- that will save a lot of hassle.

Best of Wishes for your situation... :happysad:
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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Haha, Yeah next time, I wouldn't just ring some guy.

Nice ending though.
 

UberSkippy

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I think you missed the lesson you should learn.

Rather than avoiding chat rooms all together I think what might be more realistic is to not call people from chat rooms. Chat rooms have their own issues but calling total strangers off the internet can be... well... dangerous if not just stupid.

So feel free to join our chat. Just go slinging phone numbers around with folks and you should be fine. And if someone DOES push you for a number you can a. report him or b. have him call 1-800-you-suck... or some other made up number.
 

Stardust

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that happened to me once..it was horrible..it was when I was "new" to the internet..but we talked alot before I gave my number or anything, but one he called and it ended quickly because he was a geek that couldnt talk with a girl properly without alot of sweating and studdering, then I find out he is in the same school..

I think "holy SHIT!", the only right thing is to get him to "fall in love" with someone you don't like that is what I did :)

your story was funny...but yeah take some advice from the guys ;)
 

BklynCannonball

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A tip: *67, then dial the number.

Sorry about your ordeal.

Yeah, internet relationships. pfffft!

If I want to chat with somebody in that capacity, I go to the local bar.
 

Disadvantaged-c

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That sucks, i know. There is this one girl i met online somewhere, she added me to aim and we started talking for a while and i thought she was pretty cool. This was all ok until she started saying i love you and all this humbo jumbo bullshit. I told her your full of shit but she implied she loved me but really never met me other then over AIM. So i asked to stop saying that and to stop messaging me everytime i logged on. It stopped for a while then again it went, for fun i asked her for her steam account (SHE BAUGHT HALF LIFE 2 JUST TO PLAY CS WITH ME...) she didnt give it to me cause she didnt know what her account was, she didnt even play the game, she went out and baught a 50 dollar game and didnt install it because she didnt know how to. I blocked and deleted her and then it was alll over :).
 

BklynCannonball

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Wow,

I'm having a similar problem only not over the internet. Why can't friends just be friends?