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I AM so annoyed and i cant concentrate

dustinzgirl

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going to start shooting huge .12 g holes in my cieling to keep the asshole kids above me from running across the floor. christ, how many times can they run back and forth back and forth? why doesnt anyone make them stop running?
 

Icarus

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Follow these steps, in the exact order I present them.

1) Get in your car and drive to Home Depot

2) Buy rope

Now, here you have two choices. Either:

3A) Hang yourself and proceed directly to step 6

3B) Tie them up and go to step 4

4) Leave them food and water just slightly out of their reach

5) Lock the door so nobody can get in to find them

6) Be done with it

I hope I helped. Remember, an adult that's not getting pissed off by fucking kids, is a happy adult!
 

magnolia

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dustinzgirl said:
going to start shooting huge .12 g holes in my cieling to keep the asshole kids above me from running across the floor. christ, how many times can they run back and forth back and forth? why doesnt anyone make them stop running?
one of three things, call the parents, call the landlord, call the cops. Good luck.
 

Smoke

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magnolia said:
one of three things, call the parents, call the landlord, call the cops. Good luck.
Crap, you took the words out of my mouth. lol. :thumbsup:
 

dustinzgirl

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all those options sound great, but then I would feel bad. It is just really annoying when I am trying to concentrate on something, I mean, my kids DO NOT run in the house and they did not even when we were in a house or they got in trouble. We have a park and huge parking lot.
 

magnolia

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well, at least call the parents and let them know u're bothered. Maybe they don't realise that it's a problem for the neighbors.
 

TwisT

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dustinzgirl said:
going to start shooting huge .12 g holes in my cieling to keep the asshole kids above me from running across the floor. christ, how many times can they run back and forth back and forth? why doesnt anyone make them stop running?
I had neighbors like that, so what I did was got out the broom every night and started bangin on the cieling, around 3 A.M. I gave them plenty of notice! After a month of bangin on thier door and complainin, I think I had a just cause! When they confronted me I simply said "I don't know what your talkin bout, we're sound asleep all night long". It got a whole lot quieter after that!
 

G's-up

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ROFL....ok what you do is act very nice and cordial with the parents and then when you see the kids out one day you tell them that there are demons that will emerge from the floor below (that would be you when your at your wits end) that will follow them around all day until they quit running around like BANCHESS' bothering the people below and if they go to their parents about it you deny it and continue being nice with the parents but scare the kids shitless behind their backs.......if the parents dont want to "parent" than you must protect your insanity and take matters quickly into your own hands...ROFLMAO!!.....shit did I say that out loud....... :cool:
 

TwisT

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G's-up said:
ROFL....ok what you do is act very nice and cordial with the parents and then when you see the kids out one day you tell them that there are demons that will emerge from the floor below (that would be you when your at your wits end) that will follow them around all day until they quit running around like BANCHESS' bothering the people below and if they go to their parents about it you deny it and continue being nice with the parents but scare the kids shitless behind their backs.......if the parents dont want to "parent" than you must protect your insanity and take matters quickly into your own hands...ROFLMAO!!.....shit did I say that out loud....... :cool:
I shoulda used that! I coulda told'em that the noise they were hearing was satan clawing at the floor trying to get the children.......muhahahahahahah!!!
 

CopyLifted

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The thing that pisses me off the most is we have to listen to the upstairs fuckers run and stomp all fucking day, until around 11pm. We also have to hear the downstairs pot head listen to his music past 3 in the morning, and smell his weed every time he breaks out the bong.

So, the other day I decided to listen to the crappy new Eminem cd and we get a knock on the door, "Could you please turn your music down, I have to work in the morning". WTF? It wasn't even 7pm yet. But being the nice guy, I did. I used to work graveyard, so I know how hard it is to sleep during the day. But fuck, I decided to listen to something so I didn't have to hear what was happening above and below us and somebody bitches. And btw, it wasn't even that loud. I could still hear everybody else, with there stomping and shit.

Fuck this place and everybody that lives here.
 

G's-up

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FUCK THAT!! Do Unto others as you would have them do unto you!!! There are laws that say past like 9 or 10 pm you cant play music past a certain decimal and then at like 7 am or so they can start back up again....So the next time some ballless piece of snatch shows up at your door lay down the law and explain its a very workable situation.....they turn their shit down and controll their kids or you will call the law just to be a DICK like they are comming to your door.....otherwise tell them to STFU!! YOU OWN the situation and thats all their is to it.......put these fuckers in their place....end of story ...... :cool:
 

Smoke

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CopyLifted said:
The thing that pisses me off the most is we have to listen to the upstairs fuckers run and stomp all fucking day, until around 11pm. We also have to hear the downstairs pot head listen to his music past 3 in the morning, and smell his weed every time he breaks out the bong.

So, the other day I decided to listen to the crappy new Eminem cd and we get a knock on the door, "Could you please turn your music down, I have to work in the morning". WTF? It wasn't even 7pm yet. But being the nice guy, I did. I used to work graveyard, so I know how hard it is to sleep during the day. But fuck, I decided to listen to something so I didn't have to hear what was happening above and below us and somebody bitches. And btw, it wasn't even that loud. I could still hear everybody else, with there stomping and shit.

Fuck this place and everybody that lives here.
That fucking sucks, go down to the guy below you and break his bong, so that will help you out somewhat. And next time you get a guy coming up to your door, tell him that you have that pothead listening to music at 3am, so you should be able to listen to the cd after 7pm.
 

extremepilot

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I think some of you misunderstood... She is the mother, she is not a babysitter.
And I think you should tell them that a <insert scary monster name> will awake if they don't stop being so loud. Or something like that. <: