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I am so0o0o bo0o0ored....

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So im making a thread where people can just talk about random stuff. if you have something random to say then just put it here. If you dont then i will be forced to compliment DEA and i dont want to do that. So....how is everyone on this slightly bad day?
 

The_DEAL

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deus_ex_machina said:
So im making a thread where people can just talk about random stuff. if you have something random to say then just put it here. If you dont then i will be forced to compliment DEA and i dont want to do that. So....how is everyone on this slightly bad day?
*kicks dues in the server*
haha never complement he again FAGGOT!!!
 

The_DEAL

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deus_ex_machina said:
very random indeed
heres random
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Icarus

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#12
Two gondolas, to carry us, It all was, hilarious,
Saint Paul's, they're to marry us, but we lied, we're already married!
'Cause here's proof, we have sun tans, and I spoke up, with my new hands
Listen to my car, what's it telling us?
"Start, please start, please start!"
Do you remember, when you saw her last? I Said "Her skin is cinnamon, her skin is cinnamon!"

The Long Winters kick your collective asses.
 

phil

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What's that?
What's that?
When i am king you will be first against the wall......
Your opinion which is of no consequence at all...
What's that?
What's that?
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly..
kicking screaming gucci little piggy....
You don't remember...
You don't remember my name?!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD MAN OFF WITH HIS HEAD MAN!!!
oooooo YEHAHHHHHH
:mad:
 

Descent

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#15
Tux is very sexy. His hole is open source.

He's the only penguin I'd ever fuck :D .

Man...I'm hyper tonight...

DOOM 3...CRABS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE EARTH! PENISES ARE ITCHING EVERYWHERE! YOU GET OUT YOUR BLUE OINTMENT GUN AND SHOW 'EM HELL!

Skitch0o0 is funny...He should do stand up.

He who asks a question about sex is a fool for five minutes. He who does not will never get laid.

If you are under thirteen, short, and are pre-pubesecent, then come on down to the Neverland ranch!

What has eighteen balls and three pubic hairs? A sleepover at Michael Jackson's!

Bush...It's what's in his head.

My favorite car of all time is the Yugo. Nothing, and I mean, nothing, matches it in uniqueness. It has a V-Twin engine for fucks sake!

NEVER stick you finger near a processor fan...it will cut you and make you bleed! I learned this the hard way.

Crabs suck balls...literally.

There, that oughta keep you busy for a while.
 

Descent

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#17
I hope you liked it...

Ebert and Roeper gave it two thumbs up :thumbsup: :thumbsup: .

"Fantastic! Now penis will itch all week!" -Ebert

"It really made me reflect on the meaning of life...Thumbs way up!" -Roeper
 

Descent

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#18
Oh, and whatever happened to that Al Capone wop? I liked him...he was kewl...Did he just up and leave...?

I AM 25% ITALIAN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
 
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crescendo,beyond the housing,congenial,of the vagrant,
dim,went out with,sus,the roman infantry.
britain,muttered unintelligibly that,ala,paying no attention,
attorney,and an unheardof,detergent,skv and flooded.
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