Tux is very sexy. His hole is open source.
He's the only penguin I'd ever fuck
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Man...I'm hyper tonight...
DOOM 3...CRABS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE EARTH! PENISES ARE ITCHING EVERYWHERE! YOU GET OUT YOUR BLUE OINTMENT GUN AND SHOW 'EM HELL!
Skitch0o0 is funny...He should do stand up.
He who asks a question about sex is a fool for five minutes. He who does not will never get laid.
If you are under thirteen, short, and are pre-pubesecent, then come on down to the Neverland ranch!
What has eighteen balls and three pubic hairs? A sleepover at Michael Jackson's!
Bush...It's what's in his head.
My favorite car of all time is the Yugo. Nothing, and I mean, nothing, matches it in uniqueness. It has a V-Twin engine for fucks sake!
NEVER stick you finger near a processor fan...it will cut you and make you bleed! I learned this the hard way.
Crabs suck balls...literally.
There, that oughta keep you busy for a while.
