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i am the biggest douche

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icka

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i was torn between chit chat and bait and tackle. i figured id put it here so everyone can make fun of me. anyway...

i've had my current moniter for about four years now. Websites, images, games, anything really have always appeared really dark to me. I was talking to somebody from this forum on the phone today and i couldnt read anything on "the wall". He was trying to point it out to me but it was too dark for me to read. i always just assumed my moniter was really shitty. however, it happens that i am the biggest douche in the world.

so anyway it's 4:51am and i couldnt sleep as im a bit fucked up right now. I come out to fuck around online and then it pops in my head. play with the moniter settings, brightness, contrast etc etc. tada moniter is not so shitty anymore. I am now able to read "the wall" im now able to see pictures that i use to have to change the contrast/brightness in photoshop/paintshop pro. moral of the story.. i am a huge asshole. whats wrong with me that i had a computer moniter for four years and i never thought to change the moniter settings. my brain is fried! drugs are bad kiddies!
 

Slacker

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Your flaming yourself? Thats funny. So 4 years with the same contrast? It must of felt really different when you changed it.
 

Brain Spout

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you deserve a truck full of cookies for this ;)
 
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icka said:
so anyway it's 4:51am and i couldnt sleep as im a bit fucked up right now. I come out to fuck around online and then it pops in my head. play with the moniter settings, brightness, contrast etc etc. tada moniter is not so shitty anymore. . my brain is fried! drugs are bad kiddies!
Apparently in your case, drugs are good.

:cookie:
 

MaxPower

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WizardlyFriend said:
you deserve a truck full of cookies for this ;)
And a big glass of cooooold milk. :thumbsup:
 

Nailbomb

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Let's just say you're lucky you're good lookin'.
 

dustinzgirl

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Icka, all monitors aside, you really are the biggest douche. But hey, at least you are always summer eve fresh!
 

leehype

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I'll say don't feel too bad i've seen alot worse. and at least nothing got broke.
 
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well we all know this about ya icka, about time you found your settings. ya drugs seem to help ya a bit, keep up the good work!
 

icka

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well we all know this about ya icka, about time you found your settings. ya drugs seem to help ya a bit, keep up the good work!
wtf you call this b&t style? i expected more from you nymph

/me shakes head in disaproval
 

BklynCannonball

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Yeah, pretty dumb. And why the hell is everybody being so easy on ya? Maybe it's 'cause you're asking for it. It's not fun to do if you're asking for it.
 

Jung

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I JUST GOT A NEW KEYBOARD AND IT ONLY TYPES IN CAPS! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!
 
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junglizm said:
I JUST GOT A NEW KEYBOARD AND IT ONLY TYPES IN CAPS! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!
jung..............................why are you yelling at me? /me cries.

icka............................i wasen't trying to flame you. if you want me to i can, i know you like it rough.
 

Billybob

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I got these speakers, but they only will play really loud, I can't even hear my self think! AAH!!!
 

Descent

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junglizm said:
I JUST GOT A NEW KEYBOARD AND IT ONLY TYPES IN CAPS! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S A TANDY TRS-80 MODEL III!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
 

Jung

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Descent said:
IT'S A TANDY TRS-80 MODEL III!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Λολ, χαν ψου ρεαδ τηισ? Υνιχοδε ροχκσ↙↙↙↙
 
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