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I ate Paris Hilton!!

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Yeah! I said it! I ate the bitch. And if I meant it then I probably have mouth herpes......


But seriously, wtf has happened to modesty, and self respect?

Everybody wants to be the bigger slut. And it's because the slutty influences we have...that's another subject though.


RottingPossum, if Paris is such a whore, then why do you want to brag about your bigger breasts? Shut up already!

Instead of implying it, what you should say is "My boobs are bigger, I'm hotter, drool over me, then we can geht a pizza and fuck! I can show everyone I'm a big slut too!"

So come on sluts. Show me your b00bs, prove you're the bigger whore.
 

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HavokChylde said:
Yeah! I said it! I ate the bitch. And if I meant it then I probably have mouth herpes......


But seriously, wtf has happened to modesty, and self respect?

Everybody wants to be the bigger slut. And it's because the slutty influences we have...that's another subject though.


RottingPossum, if Paris is such a whore, then why do you want to brag about your bigger breasts? Shut up already!

Instead of implying it, what you should say is "My boobs are bigger, I'm hotter, drool over me, then we can geht a pizza and fuck! I can show everyone I'm a big slut too!"

So come on sluts. Show me your b00bs, prove you're the bigger whore.
Creative I must say.. Verrrrrrry creative.. I agree 100%. Show us the knacks and prove your words! :thumbsup:
 

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HavokChylde said:
Yeah! I said it! I ate the bitch. And if I meant it then I probably have mouth herpes......


But seriously, wtf has happened to modesty, and self respect?

Everybody wants to be the bigger slut. And it's because the slutty influences we have...that's another subject though.


RottingPossum, if Paris is such a whore, then why do you want to brag about your bigger breasts? Shut up already!

Instead of implying it, what you should say is "My boobs are bigger, I'm hotter, drool over me, then we can geht a pizza and fuck! I can show everyone I'm a big slut too!"

So come on sluts. Show me your b00bs, prove you're the bigger whore.
i wouldn't mind giving Paris Hilton the skin pickle. ha ha ha ha. as for the jelleous sluts complaining about her tits............ well, if ya got em flaunt em.
 
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Shut up. This thread was a way to geht the sluts to post their boobs. Dumbasses.


But seriously you fucking creeps, do you want a faithful chick, or some doorknob who's had quite a few turns?
 

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HavokChylde said:
Shut up. This thread was a way to geht the sluts to post their boobs. Dumbasses.


But seriously you fucking creeps, do you want a faithful chick, or some doorknob who's had quite a few turns?
hahhahaha...
but yeah i agree with ya bud. I like the fact that my girlfriend is modest in public. I think it is alittle more specail when you can know that your the only one that sees that or your the only one that gets that.. even if that was not the case i agree that there is close to no self respect in this world.. its quite sad.. :/
 
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hahhahaha...
but yeah i agree with ya bud. I like the fact that my girlfriend is modest in public. I think it is alittle more specail when you can know that your the only one that sees that or your the only one that gets that.. even if that was not the case i agree that there is close to no self respect in this world.. its quite sad.. :/
Monogomy is dead. Well, so are a lot of things that people should have kept around.


Bla, I'm over it. Show me the b00bies!
 
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gurlgonewild said:
lmfao you guys! what am i going to do with you? hmm??

GL in your pursuit-

Hmm. You could spank us. And show us your boobs.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Or forego the pain of a spanking and just show us your boobs. But remember... no nipples...

Nipples = Porn

That would be cool, but then Kit would remove/ban/lock/nuke us all. :thumbsdn:
 
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brainwashmonkey said:
Or forego the pain of a spanking and just show us your boobs. But remember... no nipples...

Nipples = Porn

That would be cool, but then Kit would remove/ban/lock/nuke us all. :thumbsdn:
Whoa, whoa, nipples? You're talking about breasts?





I was talking about boobies. Me and Chan love them.
 

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Shit, let's turn this into a blue monday. Man, I feel like shit, and good song as well. :thumbsup:
 
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Bullshyt said:
Shit, let's turn this into a blue monday. Man, I feel like shit, and good song as well. :thumbsup:


Huh? We're talking about boobies, and you talk about having a bad day?


Hope it gehts better. Go check out some boobies.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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HavokChylde said:
Hmm. You could spank us. And show us your boobs.

boob

n 1: an ignorant or foolish person [syn: dumbbell, dummy, dope, booby, pinhead] 2: either of two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman [syn: breast, bosom, knocker, tit, titty]

boo·by
n. pl. boo·bies
1.) A person regarded as stupid.
2.) Any of several tropical sea birds of the genus Sula, resembling and related to the gannets.

Havoc, you clearly started this thread about Boobies, then progressed to BOOBS. I still find Boobs to be more interesting than Boobies. :thumbsup:
 
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brainwashmonkey said:
boob

n 1: an ignorant or foolish person [syn: dumbbell, dummy, dope, booby, pinhead] 2: either of two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman [syn: breast, bosom, knocker, tit, titty]

boo·by
n. pl. boo·bies
1.) A person regarded as stupid.
2.) Any of several tropical sea birds of the genus Sula, resembling and related to the gannets.

Havoc, you clearly started this thread about Boobies, then progressed to BOOBS. I still find Boobs to be more interesting than Boobies. :thumbsup:

Well. The thread started with me saying something about chicks having more respect, blablabla, not showing their boobies, or boobs, or breasts, etc etc, but really, once you say something everyone wants to do the opposite, so it was just some reverse psychology to see some boobies. Damn.
 
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