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I bought candy for the trick or treaters on Halloween

ThisIsBananas

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And I already ate half the candy. Fuck. I need to start eating better.
 

Scooter

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And live in it down by the river.
 

Crazizniac

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Candy van. Huh, pretty nice ride. Wanna see a picture of my banana van?
 

TheRover

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when they come say you ate all the candy and then throw up over them.
 

Crazizniac

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when they come say you ate all the candy and then throw up over them.
Rove. Can I level with you man? I mean, really level with you? See, in the alternate reality that exists in the infinite that each of us has, will, or is doing exactly that ^; we will all understand how appropriate that is. I am proud to be passing through this A.R. at exactly the moment "Puke or Treat" occurred to you. It's funny as hell.