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I brought cookies and red bull and rice krispie treats and and and

villageidiot

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I'm a mom. I bring snacks. (brownie points!!) I'll probably be scolding a lot of you for cussing (though I cuss like a fuckin sailor meself!), and omg I'm almost OCD about spelling and grammar so be forewarned (even though I tend to use run-on sentences quite often, along with parentheses and these things ... ). Um, um what else...oh back in the day I used to rule the entertainment lobby in Yahell (chortles at the memories).

That's it for the moment. I need more coffee to deal with the overly annoying sounds of Spongebob coming from the living room.

P.S. Yes the pic on my profile is really me ;)

Have a nice day, asshats!!
 

void

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doesn't look like any KY moms i ever saw..
 

void

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I'm a Pastafarian, quite a prominent one actually..

We believe that the universe and everything in it was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

If you care to join us in praise our next holiday is September 15th, birthday of Marco Polo, who first introduced pasta to westerners from china..

Ramen!

http://www.venganza.org/
 

diamond

The nice guy
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Can you quit with the baking, I lost a tooth there!

Hey there Mom, see you around.
 

villageidiot

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void said:
I'm a Pastafarian, quite a prominent one actually..

We believe that the universe and everything in it was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

If you care to join us in praise our next holiday is September 15th, birthday of Marco Polo, who first introduced pasta to westerners from china..

Ramen!

http://www.venganza.org/



Tell me there'll be Fettucini Carbonara and I'm there!
 

BklynCannonball

pffffffffffttttttttttt...
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Diamond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You were so right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Iron Newt

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villageidiot, will you be my mom?
 

lady victoria

Too old for this shit!
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Hey and welcome, looks like you have adopted a few kids, good luck with that :)
 

void

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villageidiot said:
Tankya tankya....I need a freakin' av. Any suggestions?
*searches google for 'cookie-milfer'..*
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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Im here for the cookies and the red bull, hand them over, and no-one gets hurt.




welcome
 

villageidiot

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Hmm...a rainbow? A kitty cat? Oh I have one of me that'll scare the pants off ya but since you can't post nudity I guess that won't work. :moon: :yikes:
 

villageidiot

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meh_it_all said:
Im here for the cookies and the red bull, hand them over, and no-one gets hurt.




welcome


White chocolate macadamia...the warm soft gooey ones, ummm....
 

villageidiot

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holy shit...

where'd all those points come from??? wheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
 

void

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look in user cp towards top of screen..

and it wasn't me.. i don't like redbull :thumbsdn:
 

BklynCannonball

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Not me either I don't rep day old noobs.

And where are the welcome and fuck yous? What happened to you people? Jeez, someone bribes you with cookies and junk and you get all mushy.

I've lost respect for all you wtfer's! :redface:
 

void

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BklynCannonball said:
What happened to you people? Jeez, someone bribes you with cookies and junk and you get all mushy.
/me spots several horny young men looking sheepish..
 

meh_it_all

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/me pokes BCB.
There's fucking red bull!!

Fuckity fuck fuck, there's a new n00b, boo.