I turned an astounding 43 last Friday.
But, the highlight of my Day wasn't the cobwebs I cleared from my ancient rectum ...
Or trimming the prophetic white hairs growing my ears like an aged Yoda ...
NOPE! - My GF bought me this bad boy...

Hopefully, i get a digital DL included, because I don't want to spend $20 for a record player.
But, she is still a very memorable addition to my family.
Yes, good times will be had ... and I will update in two days when i receive this gem in the mail.
But, the highlight of my Day wasn't the cobwebs I cleared from my ancient rectum ...
Or trimming the prophetic white hairs growing my ears like an aged Yoda ...
NOPE! - My GF bought me this bad boy...

Hopefully, i get a digital DL included, because I don't want to spend $20 for a record player.
But, she is still a very memorable addition to my family.
Yes, good times will be had ... and I will update in two days when i receive this gem in the mail.
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