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I don't want to admit it...but...

Would you be happy to have me call you daddy?

  • GOD YES BITCH! Keep it kinky!

    Votes: 11 84.6%
  • erm...no.

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • Total voters
    13

tkme2thebedroom

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Guilty pleasure?

Secret crush?

Want a confession posted sooner than it takes for them to be posted (as long as it's not a really great one, because that is taking away from the wonderful confessions list!)?

Well, here is the place.

I have to say...here you go.
1. I...have been known to...er...like maroon 5.
2. I am possibly falling in love with gehtfuct and liberation (sorry if taken)
3. I consider myself a post-whore and am thinking about making it my personal title instead of the black chapeau
4. Guys who fansasize over my body, especially ass, turn me on. MUCH.
5....I hope this post is not like...illegal because I'd hate to get it moved or cancel it.
6. After my fightish with jung, he kinda turns me on. Even if he's like...WAY older than me. People who like my ass that much as to ride it like that...Oh, my that says love, don't you think? And I am not being sarcastic, just so you know.

7. I possibly love you all! Just not necessarily in sexual I wanna rape you ways.

And finally...8. I definately love you if you read all this post. Mega props to you for stickin with it! :redface: :redface: :redface:
 

Brazen

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They have seen your ass? I would like to look.... ass fetish right here...
 

tkme2thebedroom

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I'm_Darth_Vader said:
They have seen your ass? I would like to look.... ass fetish right here...
Honestly, if I could find some complex way to take a pic of my ass, I would send it to you. I promise you that. You make me happy, you know that? ;) And I do love me a good ass-man...
 

tkme2thebedroom

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Fire_ze_Missles said:
This is a true wtf thread. :happysad:

By the way, how are you a post-whore with only 80 posts? :confused:
Well...I have posted a lot in the short time I've been here, and I also have lots of whorey/slutty posts. Do it has double meaning, really. :thumbsup:
 

tkme2thebedroom

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tkme2thebedroom said:
Honestly, if I could find some complex way to take a pic of my ass, I would send it to you. I promise you that. You make me happy, you know that? ;) And I do love me a good ass-man...
Notice the IF. I have no way of taking a pic of my ass. I simply cannot push the button and have the pic in the frame. Not to mention uploading it, which I still don't know how to do on here. *feels ashamed*

So, as soon as somebody comes by who I'll let take a pic of my ass, I'll let you know. I don't think my dad's up for the job. Sorry, but my arm just doesn't wanna bend that way. Is that normal? :(
 

MaxPower

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tkme2thebedroom said:
4. Guys who fansasize over my body, especially ass, turn me on. MUCH.
Tell ya what. If you're over 18 PM me the pics and I'll do ya one better. I'll even pleasure myself with them. :thumbsup: :p
 

tkme2thebedroom

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Maybe I should change that to post tease. I never meant it to be like that, but now I feel sad for denying you all the sheer bliss of my body, but...I don't think so. I am still reluctant to fully become internet amateur porn lady. All I need to accomplish it is pics, and well...I am reluctant. Not to mention I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO UPLOAD PICS!!! *feels more dejected than before*
I think the fact that no one can identify me by a picture is just a nice hard man to fall back on, non? Something to hide myself if any trouble comes up. And by hard, I could mean hard body or hard penis. I'm not sure which at the moment, as my head is whirling with tons of thoughts. So many boy toys! I feel loved, but like a tease, which is a really shit feeling. :(
 

Jung

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tkme2thebedroom said:
I have no way of taking a pic of my ass. I simply cannot push the button and have the pic in the frame.
Sure you do and yes you can...



:lol:

Not to mention uploading it, which I still don't know how to do on here. *feels ashamed*
www.imageshack.us

That's not you in your avatar though, is it?
 

MaxPower

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tkme2thebedroom said:
All I need to accomplish it is pics, and well...I am reluctant. Not to mention I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO UPLOAD PICS!!! *feels more dejected than before*

www.photobucket.com It's free and you don't need any special skill.
 

Brazen

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tkme2thebedroom said:
Maybe I should change that to post tease. I never meant it to be like that, but now I feel sad for denying you all the sheer bliss of my body, but...I don't think so. I am still reluctant to fully become internet amateur porn lady. All I need to accomplish it is pics, and well...I am reluctant. Not to mention I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO UPLOAD PICS!!! *feels more dejected than before*
I think the fact that no one can identify me by a picture is just a nice hard man to fall back on, non? Something to hide myself if any trouble comes up. And by hard, I could mean hard body or hard penis. I'm not sure which at the moment, as my head is whirling with tons of thoughts. So many boy toys! I feel loved, but like a tease, which is a really shit feeling. :(
Would you happen to have a scanner???
 

LiberatioN

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tkme2thebedroom said:
Guilty pleasure?

Secret crush?

Want a confession posted sooner than it takes for them to be posted (as long as it's not a really great one, because that is taking away from the wonderful confessions list!)?

Well, here is the place.

I have to say...here you go.
1. I...have been known to...er...like maroon 5.
2. I am possibly falling in love with gehtfuct and liberation (sorry if taken)
3. I consider myself a post-whore and am thinking about making it my personal title instead of the black chapeau
4. Guys who fansasize over my body, especially ass, turn me on. MUCH.
5....I hope this post is not like...illegal because I'd hate to get it moved or cancel it.
6. After my fightish with jung, he kinda turns me on. Even if he's like...WAY older than me. People who like my ass that much as to ride it like that...Oh, my that says love, don't you think? And I am not being sarcastic, just so you know.

7. I possibly love you all! Just not necessarily in sexual I wanna rape you ways.

And finally...8. I definately love you if you read all this post. Mega props to you for stickin with it! :redface: :redface: :redface:
haha! nice!

ok, my turn.

1. I like to see my rep increase, although I tend to say I don't care most of the time (which is only partially true).

2. I have a thing for blacks on blondes.

3. Hot librarians are a plus in my books... ;) @ tkme2thebedroom (NOT taken..hehe)

4. One time, at church camp...a friend of mine spooned me (dry hump with covers between us thank you!) to get me out of bed without my consent. i guess that's the closest i've ever been to being raped. but in all honesty i didn't like it; im not THAT weird.

5. Girls who play hard to get turn me on.

6. Although I despise sluttiness, I think "free lovin" women are fun.

7. I perform "midnight runs" on wtf.com sometimes. It makes me feel awesome that no one is up. I'm the 'night stalker' or something. heh

8. I'm in love with Gwen Stefani's song "Aint No Holla Back Girl" (if that wasn't obvious).

9. Meh turns me on. o.o

junglizm said:
Sure you do and yes you can...

:lol:

www.imageshack.us

That's not you in your avatar though, is it?
it's much easier than that...just set the camera on delay (if it has one)...also, i want the original picture of that muff shot.