I dumped my gf.

gehtfuct

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Again. We've broke up at least 10 times in the past. I may be retarded.

Anyhoo! Now I have TWO tickets to go see Greta Van Fleet in Chicago this labor day weekend. If you are up for some serious spooning after the concert, I've got an extra ticket. Oh, and life doesn't really suck for me. Not even a little. I've just decided to post outside of Brain Droppings for a change.

Damn. I really have nothing to complain about.
 
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CoprophagousCop

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I thought you were married with a couple of kids and a hedgehog. :shrug: Of course, I also thought you were living in the Ozarks. Doesn't @Jane Deere live around the Chicago area? If she is not interested in Greta whoever, maybe @BrIONwoshMunky would be. Doesn't he live somewhere around Indiana? I don't know. Maybe, I am not the best match maker. :meh:
 

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I thought you were married with a couple of kids and a hedgehog. :shrug: Of course, I also thought you were living in the Ozarks. Doesn't @Jane Deere live around the Chicago area? If she is not interested in Greta whoever, maybe @BrIONwoshMunky would be. Doesn't he live somewhere around Indiana? I don't know. Maybe, I am not the best match maker. :meh:
BrION is the state of Indiana, that's why it sucks there.
 
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Well if any of you are in the Yolo/Sacramento area,
leave me the fuck alone, don't know if I'm socially compatible with most of you,
just because I'm hard to get along with and have an extremely warped sense of humor,
and whereas most of you are social butterfly's with exquisite manners,
The visit probably wouldn't end well.
 
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I have manners but I ain’t no social butterfly. I think we’d get along just fine.
 
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Jane Deere

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I thought you were married with a couple of kids and a hedgehog. :shrug: Of course, I also thought you were living in the Ozarks. Doesn't @Jane Deere live around the Chicago area? If she is not interested in Greta whoever, maybe @BrIONwoshMunky would be. Doesn't he live somewhere around Indiana? I don't know. Maybe, I am not the best match maker. :meh:
Geht has been avoiding in person contact with me for YEARS, EVEN THOUGH we went to the same high school. 🤣
 
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Again. We've broke up at least 10 times in the past. I may be retarded.

Anyhoo! Now I have TWO tickets to go see Greta Van Fleet in Chicago this labor day weekend. If you are up for some serious spooning after the concert, I've got an extra ticket. Oh, and life doesn't really suck for me. Not even a little. I've just decided to post outside of Brain Droppings for a change.

Damn. I really have nothing to complain about.
Still looking for somebody to go with?
 

CoprophagousCop

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Geht has been avoiding in person contact with me for YEARS, EVEN THOUGH we went to the same high school. 🤣
Wait! You two went to the same high school!? You two knew each other before wtf.com?

Was he the guy sitting on the bleachers when you stepped on your dress as a freshman? :redface:
 
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BlastemSkyHigh

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I wonder how Flat Earthers explain the Coriolis Effect.
Code:
https://answersingenesis.org/blogs/danny-faulkner/2020/11/17/coriolis-effect-foucault-pendulum-flat-earth-movement/

This guy explains it quite clearly and its good for a laugh at the Flat Earther's Expense.
 
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