I dumped my gf.

YUCK FOU!!!

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Again. We've broke up at least 10 times in the past. I may be retarded.

Anyhoo! Now I have TWO tickets to go see Greta Van Fleet in Chicago this labor day weekend. If you are up for some serious spooning after the concert, I've got an extra ticket. Oh, and life doesn't really suck for me. Not even a little. I've just decided to post outside of Brain Droppings for a change.

Damn. I really have nothing to complain about.
Bro,

How come you didn't hit me up?! it's just a short 36 hour commute.
 
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CoprophagousCop

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I thought he misspelled "retarded" at first. Guess I'm retarded.
I highlighted the word "retarded" in red, because the joke is a "retarded" person would not know enough to stop going back to his ex-girlfriend.

ps. Sorry if I offended anybody for using the word "retarded", but being offended by that is just retarded.
 
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gehtfuct

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The same willing participant and myself will be heading to Indy today, Friday, to see Chevelle and Rob Zombie. Three A-list bands in less than 30 days. During a pandemic.

FTW!!!
 
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Your gf sounds like the kind of person who would do an upper decker. I would dump her (again) immediately. For the 11th time. Go to 11. DEW EEET!

Wanna go see RATM with me? You can be the little spoon.