I had sex with Paris Hilton

[Sod]

Now i have this huge tennis ball sized pussy ball on the end of my penis, i knew i should have worn a condom

 

[breakology]

I had sex with Paris Hilton

Who has'nt? But at least I got it on tape

 

[G's-up]

I did too, but I forgot to take the lense cap off the camera.....damn it!

 

[Havok]

Now i have this huge tennis ball sized pussy ball on the end of my penis, i knew i should have worn a condom

I fuckin told you something was going to happen. My advice is worthless.


Oh well, I got some special creme from a doctor for it. (Geht) Ridaslut works fantastic.

 

[G's-up]

I dunno, I heard ridacheesedick meds worked much better.....but who knows, I only play a doctor on t.v........

 

[Havok]

I dunno, I heard ridacheesedick meds worked much better.....but who knows, I only play a doctor on t.v........

That's why this extra head is still gehtting bigger and bigger.

"Dammit Jim! I'm an alcoholic, not a doctor!"

 

[G's-up]

Yeah see its "Beam me up scotty" not "Jim Beam me up Scotchy"........I was confused with that as well until recently......LOL...

 

[skylinec]

There should be a contest "if you haven't slept with her et, Come over tonite at nine" Then she will be the worlds biggest whore.

 

[Bullshyt]

DAmmit, I was wondering what that extra head was from on me, well shit, oh well, time to go fuck her yet again.

 

[UnChew]

id do her w/o a condom

 

[screwy]

That's because you're dumb.

 

[Bullshyt]

Boy oh boy, wasn't that all interesting. unchewed, you go fuck her without a condom and get an STD. Well, now that I think about it, you actually have to have sex with her to get one, she wouldn't let you even touch her, you nasty bastard.

 

[Smoke]

I wouldn't even touch that nasty biatch. No telling how many diseases she has.

 

[screwy]

Actually, she has thirty-two, sixteen of them previously never found in the northern hemisphere. I guess she liked Brazil.

 

[MOrfeo_pl]

.... buahaha... That's because you're dumb.... ( noob ) noob :]

 

[Bullshyt]

Who the hell are you talking to?