I had sex with Paris Hilton

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Sod

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Now i have this huge tennis ball sized pussy ball on the end of my penis, i knew i should have worn a condom
 

Havok

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Sod said:
Now i have this huge tennis ball sized pussy ball on the end of my penis, i knew i should have worn a condom
I fuckin told you something was going to happen. My advice is worthless.


Oh well, I got some special creme from a doctor for it. (Geht) Ridaslut works fantastic.
 

G's-up

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I dunno, I heard ridacheesedick meds worked much better.....but who knows, I only play a doctor on t.v........ :p
 

Havok

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G's-up said:
I dunno, I heard ridacheesedick meds worked much better.....but who knows, I only play a doctor on t.v........ :p

That's why this extra head is still gehtting bigger and bigger.

"Dammit Jim! I'm an alcoholic, not a doctor!"
 

G's-up

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Yeah see its "Beam me up scotty" not "Jim Beam me up Scotchy"........I was confused with that as well until recently......LOL... :)
 

skylinec

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There should be a contest "if you haven't slept with her et, Come over tonite at nine" Then she will be the worlds biggest whore.
 

Bullshyt

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DAmmit, I was wondering what that extra head was from on me, well shit, oh well, time to go fuck her yet again. :thumbsup:
 

Bullshyt

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Boy oh boy, wasn't that all interesting. unchewed, you go fuck her without a condom and get an STD. Well, now that I think about it, you actually have to have sex with her to get one, she wouldn't let you even touch her, you nasty bastard.
 

Smoke

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I wouldn't even touch that nasty biatch. No telling how many diseases she has. :thumbsdn:
 

screwy

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Actually, she has thirty-two, sixteen of them previously never found in the northern hemisphere. I guess she liked Brazil.
 
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