I don't want to spend ten hours everyday watching my three cousins anymore. I'm left with only two options: kill the kids or kill the parents. Help me decide. =D
I Hate Babies
- Thread starter Bitch Bucket
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Don't kill the kids or the parents. I sense possible jail time in your future if you choose that path.
...Can I kill the jail then kill the parents or the kids?
Where are the parents, what are they doing that they can't watch there own kids? But i think you should tell the parents that you don't want to, and be straight up about it don't beet around the bush about it.
Bitch Bucket said:
Kill the parents, sell the kids, move to the bahamas.
this seems to be the best and most logical solution.dustinzgirl said:
on the other hand you could take the moral and sensable approach and tell the parents that you dot appreciate spending 10 hours with their demon seeds. that you rather spend 5 and hav e the ability to beat them at your whim.
but then again who the fuck cares about being sensible fuck it just sell the little bastards
I love kids... there's always a place on the dinner table for them 
*insert off-color baby joke here*
This thread is quickly degenerating.
Bitch Bucket, Perhaps if you can elaborate on the circumstances surrounding your situation, our members can offer more constructive advice.
ie.
How is it that you're in this situation?
Can you think of any means of negotiation?
Are you allowed to at least have friends over?
etc.....etc......etc..........
Bitch Bucket, Perhaps if you can elaborate on the circumstances surrounding your situation, our members can offer more constructive advice.
ie.
How is it that you're in this situation?
Can you think of any means of negotiation?
Are you allowed to at least have friends over?
etc.....etc......etc..........
Tell those little spawns of Satan to shut the hell up. Put your foot down. Be agressive.
This all happened because I quit my job and I needed the money, so I was like "Hey, how bad can it be? Sign me up." Big mistake and a half. I'd love to go job hutning, but how the fuck can I when I'm at their house for most of the day? I've already asked for days off to grab some applications, but I always get "Let's see what happens..." and I COULD have friends over, but all of my friends are either away at college or still in high school So wtf on toast.
Thanks for everyone's advice, by the way =D I'm seriosuly considering the murder, sell, flee the country option. WOO!
Thanks for everyone's advice, by the way =D I'm seriosuly considering the murder, sell, flee the country option. WOO!
Well, hopefully you'll end up killing the kids, they're all little shits in my opinion. Good luck, and the only way they can't identify a body, is removing the fingers, toes, eyes, teeth and head.
good luck running from the PO-lice.
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