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I Hate Driving!!!!!! ARGH!

JLXC

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This post contains heavy amounts of whining combined with some real venom. Ye be warned.

I really do hate driving, but not the activity, it's the insane mother fuckers that fill me with road rage and make me want to kill. That's the real problem.

Let's break this down like most people don't want to hear. Most everybody amounts to Jack Squat! They do have a power, though many never really think about it. How many people walk around with a loaded gun and then randomly shoot it around? Well other than you psychos.... the rest of you? Exactly, not too many. Every time you drive your fucking car like a fucking maniac you are Worse than someone firing randomly in the air. More people die in car wrecks than guns and the military and even smoking for christ sakes. Yet people just don't see the connection. If you do nothing else important in life, each time you drive that hunk of death you are making life and death decisions. You have the power to change lives instantly. Why is this taken so flippantly by the law and most Americans? Let's face it, driving is the most important thing many people will ever do in their piddly little lives. Yet it's so taken for granted.

I have Zero tickets and accidents, I've been driving for 20 years, and have driven all over the USA and some of Europe. It's not rocket science. Why do some of you feel the need to always fucking speed? WHY?!?!?!?!! I hate you speeders, and wish only the worst upon you. I always get to where I'm going on time because I leave early enough to get there you fucking shitheads. I don't go over or under the speed limit, I slow down in the fog and rain and snow, I watch where I'm going, I use my fucking signals. What the FUCK is with many of you assholes? I'm not the pinnacle of evolution but if I can do it, so can you fuckers.

I've literally slammed on my breaks and gotten out to "talk" to some asshole riding my ass like I'm the queen of the gay pride float or something. They always drive away, while blaming ME for being the problem. Hint, if I'm doing the speed limit I'm not the problem you fucking morons. YOU ARE!!! :mfinger:

I've lost several people close to me because people like you act like that. You all say the same thing "It's not my fault! It's the first time!" FUCK YOU. If someone like you were to kill any of my current friends, or god help you, my family, I would hunt you down and kill you, very very slowly if you killed my wife or child. Why it is ok to kill people with cars.. but not guns? If you run over someone while speeding, you may go to prison for a few months, maybe not at all. You shoot them and you're all jacked? Why the difference? I think the law should swing to putting speeders and wreckless drivers in jail. I think someone driving on a suspended license should go to prison just like a felon caught with a firearm because it's just as fucking dangerous if not moreso.

I tried for years to just pull over and let the assholes by. Does it work? NO!!! There's always another one right up my ass anyways. So why bother?

In short. I think that how a person handles driving is probably the most important thing many people will ever do. If you are a reckless speeder you are worse than a gang banger or a big oil exec. You are the enemy of all people. You are E V I L. You are a criminal. You kill more people than nearly anything else in the USA. You should be enemy #1 and put in jail. You have no excuse. :mfinger:

I have a big fucking idea... ready?

LEAVE EARLIER OR BE LATE!!!! Stop trying to kill me and mine in your attempts to defy time and space in your death mobile.
 

Boycott

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Speeders, and wreckless drivers don't know how to drive properly.
 

People=Shit

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Boycott said:
:thumbsup:

Speeders, and wreckless drivers don't know how to drive properly.
The thing is, we know how to drive properly, it's just more fun the other way. :thumbsdn:
 

Lost86

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Who the fuck does the speed limit these days anyway? I speed because people like you slow me down. If I leave 30 minutes earlier to travel to a destination 10 minutes away, I'm still going to speed. Why? Because I fucking hate driving. I'd rather get where I'm going as soon as possible, rather than treating it like a little joyride.
Will I cut you off if you've cut me off? Hell yeah. Break check you if you're riding my bumper and I'm already doing 10 mph. over? Of course. If it's night time and you can't even manage to do the speed limit, or anywhere near it, will I put my brights RIGHT in your right sideview mirror? Yep.
I don't drive around looking for trouble, but I will return the favor if you've pissed me off. I don't tailgate people that are doing speed limit, I safely pass them. Illegal? Yes. Wreckless? No. Some people speed up to try and stop me, I guess those idiots don't think a Mustang has much power. :mfinger:
 
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I agree with you JLXC. I think people should leave the speed to the track. Or a place designated for speeding, such as a long straight away (away from traffic), or a drag racing track. Speed is fun, but safety will always be an issue.
 

2233boys

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Lost86 said:
Who the fuck does the speed limit these days anyway? I speed because people like you slow me down. If I leave 30 minutes earlier to travel to a destination 10 minutes away, I'm still going to speed. Why? Because I fucking hate driving. I'd rather get where I'm going as soon as possible, rather than treating it like a little joyride.
Will I cut you off if you've cut me off? Hell yeah. Break check you if you're riding my bumper and I'm already doing 10 mph. over? Of course. If it's night time and you can't even manage to do the speed limit, or anywhere near it, will I put my brights RIGHT in your right sideview mirror? Yep.
I don't drive around looking for trouble, but I will return the favor if you've pissed me off. I don't tailgate people that are doing speed limit, I safely pass them. Illegal? Yes. Wreckless? No. Some people speed up to try and stop me, I guess those idiots don't think a Mustang has much power. :mfinger:
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You are a part of the problem he was talking about...

By the way nice post JLXC. I agree with you 100% on other drivers. I too have never had a ticket or an accident that was my fault, I have hit a car broadside once because the dude pulled out in front of me and I had no chance to stop.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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I have tried to slow down. Many times, but it just doesn't happen. I don't speed because I am late. I speed because I have to. I just do it without even realizing it.
 

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Well, if people are able to speed and not get into crashes, then let them go. I realize there are crashes every day, but honestly, most people know how to drive. More people are killed by car crashes than a lot of other things because they are drunk. If you're not drunk and you are speeding, there probably isn't that much to worry about. So either, you can stay in the right lane and not worry about it, or we can just ignore you. :mfinger:

Lost86 said:
Who the fuck does the speed limit these days anyway? I speed because people like you slow me down. If I leave 30 minutes earlier to travel to a destination 10 minutes away, I'm still going to speed. Why? Because I fucking hate driving. I'd rather get where I'm going as soon as possible, rather than treating it like a little joyride.
Exactly.
 

Lost86

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2233boys said:
:rolleyes:

You are a part of the problem he was talking about...

By the way nice post JLXC. I agree with you 100% on other drivers. I too have never had a ticket or an accident that was my fault, I have hit a car broadside once because the dude pulled out in front of me and I had no chance to stop.
Oh, yes. People who speed are automatically wreckless. :thumbsup: :rolleyes:
 

2233boys

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Lost86 said:
Oh, yes. People who speed are automatically wreckless. :thumbsup: :rolleyes:

Why yes they are. Good to know you are on board.

Speed limits are set up for a reason, they are set because they are safe speeds to travel at, if you go over those speed limits, by definition you are being reckless... By the way no w in reckless

reck·less ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rkls)
adj.

Heedless or careless.
Headstrong; rash.
Indifferent to or disregardful of consequences: a reckless driver.
 
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Well you guys need to get a bike(Motorcycle), and then swerving in and out of cars is really easy, and no one get pissed :D.

However, speeding is sometimes unnecessary(I know i didn't spell that right, so don't say anything), but if I do speed, I do it where no one is on the road, and I do it just for fun.

-CEM
 

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See, basically, I do the same thing. I don't just randomly swerve through people when it is crowded. But if someone is going 54 and the speed limit is 55, I'm gonna go around them. I mean, most cops don't care unless you are like 7-8 over, so why bother staying exactly at the speed limit. I'm not saying that I go 80 in a 30, I'm just saying, I'm not gonna bother keeping my speed so low that it takes 30 minutes to get somewhere that should take 20.
 

Lost86

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2233boys said:
Why yes they are. Good to know you are on board.

Speed limits are set up for a reason, they are set because they are safe speeds to travel at, if you go over those speed limits, by definition you are being reckless... By the way no w in reckless

reck·less ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rkls)
adj.

Heedless or careless.
Headstrong; rash.
Indifferent to or disregardful of consequences: a reckless driver.
Glad to know your thimble full of brains can return the sarcasm.

And... I misspelled a word. Oh no!!! It's the end of the fucking world.
 

2233boys

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Lost86 said:
Glad to know your thimble full of brains can return the sarcasm.

And... I misspelled a word. Oh no!!! It's the end of the fucking world.

Nice retort... :rolleyes:
 

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Boycott said:
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Speeders, and wreckless drivers don't know how to drive properly.
congratulations! you are :number1:
 

JLXC

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People=Shit said:
Well, if people are able to speed and not get into crashes, then let them go. I realize there are crashes every day, but honestly, most people know how to drive. More people are killed by car crashes than a lot of other things because they are drunk. If you're not drunk and you are speeding, there probably isn't that much to worry about. So either, you can stay in the right lane and not worry about it, or we can just ignore you. :mfinger:
Here's the problem. You're essentially advocating it's ok to break the law whenever you get in the car, because you don't care. Do you also steal from the grocery store, but only little things? Do you think speeding is somehow more "ok" to break the law about?

Also, the idea that drunk drivers cause all the accidents is plainly bullshit. With a quick search on google or anywhere else you'll see that you're wrong, deeply wrong. Remember, it only takes once, to kill someone or yourself while driving. Even if it's the first time. Even if you think you're somehow the coolness of all speeding drivers, one deer, one person who steps in the road while your passing someone because they are doing 54 in a 55 zone, one big pothole you missed because the rain filled it in. Once is all it takes.