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I hate inchworms.

Descent

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These little fucking caterpillars are driving me CRAZY! There are about 8,000 per square inch, and they fucking cling to you and never let go.

It's to the point where they are on my fucking DESKTOP keyboard now.

I CAN'T WALK TWO INCHES WITHOUT THESE FUCKERS RUINING MY DAY!
 

UberSkippy

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WizardlyFriend said:
you either need one of these:

or one of these
Actually, if they're on his keyboard I was thinking he needed one of these:
 

Descent

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Uber said:
Actually, if they're on his keyboard I was thinking he needed one of these:
Actually, they hang onto your Old Navy Hawaiian shirt, and never let go unless they feel like. Undetectable, too.
 
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That must feel creepy, i would hate to have bugs all over my shirt. Do they start to eat your shirt, cause it would seem like it.
 

Brain Spout

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BullCrap said:
Well they could mistaken your shirt for a plant, cause it is a hawian shirt..
that was such a lame joke, but i still laughed at it. :lol:. maybe im just too tired...
 

quix0te

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I've got a similar problem. I left my window fan on intake, and now there are hundreds of flying insects buzzing around my room. I hate it, makes my skin crawl.
 
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Those things suck. I was mowing the lawn earlier and a few times after I passed a tree I would get one on me. Once I felt like a tickle behind my ear. I reached back there was one squashed between my fingers. They're really annoying. But I took care of them....
 
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Currently I'm being bombarded by a hoard of ants. Now those things SUCK.

Catterpillars are great to squish. Their guts are a pretty shiny yellow color. :)