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What the fuck? Everybody was once a little kid. No matter how shitty they can be. There's always the possibility that you were about ten times the little shit they were. Take it this way. Little kids are just like drunks, they always bump into things, puke on you and you usually can't understand a thing they try to tell them. Any way, they're always good for a laugh.
I did something bad to two little kids (about 10 y/o I'd say) once. I was coming home in my old Chevy Blazer after a massive rain storm. These two little shitheads were flipping people off and being obnoxious, right in front of a huge ass water puddle. Yep, they proceeded to target me with their hand gestures and I hit that puddle hard, roosters over my roof and complete blockage of my windshield. Looked in the rearview and they were standing there with their arms by their sides, kinda hunched and totally fucking drenched. Yea, it was mean, but it was funny and they didn't get hurt, otherwise, kids are cool.