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I hate my real life Name.

_Kitana_

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I honestly hate my name, Angel. I mean what the fuck I sound like someone with an metal capability of a 12 year old. One of those lil girls who knows jack about life and who is stupid. Not to mention on buffy the vampire slayer... a dude's name was Angel.

Oh...and all the lame ass pick up lines. I mean honestly. Playing a fucking game of football right and I knock a guy to the ground and he sitting there on the grass looking at me and what fucking comes out of his mouth.

"oh, i just thought I was in heaven for a second."

Oh right ass I will show ya what fucking heaven is like. Go to the gas station pay with my checks and some dude standing there see my name, laughs a bit and is like.

"I always knew an Angel would walk into my life."

Did it hurt?

Wtf?

When you fell from heaven.


OH FOR FUCKING SAKES. You think a chick with the name Angel has not heard that a few thousand times and what dipshit thought of this one. I am going to find you. I am going to skin you alive and make you eat your flesh.

Ok so i figured haha... I will just play off the name Angel then. I am an Angel blah blah... right, well... then I get some bitches who are like, "Your not all that great, your not perfect...blah blah blah." SCREW THEM, I AM LAUGHING AT MY NAME!


You know it sucks bad enough having this fucking name, I don't need bitches acting like I am full of myself...sorry. What the hell was my parents thinking. I don't want to be an Angel. I mean honestly. I am not a gift from heaven, when I was younger my mother use to call me demon child, so boy did someone fuck up.
 
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agreed

i'd have to agree that ur name does suck a big one but at least ur name isn't Wispering Pine or something like that. some hippie named his kid that...fucking idiot. at leat u don't have my 5 names. thats right i have five fucking names be happy with the name u have u fucking inconciterate piece of shit. bitch :sword: :mfinger: :gun: :bomb:
 
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My name is Michal, nobody fucking knows if it's a guys name or a girls, I will forever hold a grudge against my parents for this.
 
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Desdemona said:
My name is Michal, nobody fucking knows if it's a guys name or a girls, I will forever hold a grudge against my parents for this.
lol

now thats hard stuff ;)
 

otepsoul

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_Kitana_ said:
I honestly hate my name, Angel. I mean what the fuck I sound like someone with an metal capability of a 12 year old. One of those lil girls who knows jack about life and who is stupid. Not to mention on buffy the vampire slayer... a dude's name was Angel.

Oh...and all the lame ass pick up lines. I mean honestly. Playing a fucking game of football right and I knock a guy to the ground and he sitting there on the grass looking at me and what fucking comes out of his mouth.

"oh, i just thought I was in heaven for a second."

Oh right ass I will show ya what fucking heaven is like. Go to the gas station pay with my checks and some dude standing there see my name, laughs a bit and is like.

"I always knew an Angel would walk into my life."

Did it hurt?

Wtf?

When you fell from heaven.


OH FOR FUCKING SAKES. You think a chick with the name Angel has not heard that a few thousand times and what dipshit thought of this one. I am going to find you. I am going to skin you alive and make you eat your flesh.

Ok so i figured haha... I will just play off the name Angel then. I am an Angel blah blah... right, well... then I get some bitches who are like, "Your not all that great, your not perfect...blah blah blah." SCREW THEM, I AM LAUGHING AT MY NAME!


You know it sucks bad enough having this fucking name, I don't need bitches acting like I am full of myself...sorry. What the hell was my parents thinking. I don't want to be an Angel. I mean honestly. I am not a gift from heaven, when I was younger my mother use to call me demon child, so boy did someone fuck up.
ummmmm i think your name is cool im going to name my kid sliced bread.
 

SpIkEyOaSs

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i have no grudge with u kit but all u do i fucking complain so please do me a favor...STFU!!!! :mfinger:
 

Give u Cancer

Orggh... poo mah pants...
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If youre over 18 why dont you change your name? B ut I myself kinda like it. I find it ironic that someone named Angel is on "WTF"
 
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SpIkEyOaSs said:
i have no grudge with u kit but all u do i fucking complain so please do me a favor...STFU!!!! :mfinger:
this site is for ranting, deal with it

my real name is boring (john) but i'm just as glad it isn't angel, i bet that sucks. my sister had a friend named angel who had a waterbed. that's all i remember because i was like 5 last time i saw her.

you could go by your middle name or something
 

Bigfoot

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Well I have no complant with my name (Nick) but I gusse its alright it could be worse.
 
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I don't know if you people didn't know this, but you CAN change your name. Even if your aren't 18, ask your parents. It might take a bit of convincing but it doesnt hurt to try lol
 

_Kitana_

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my nick is AOD

Angel of Death... which is not much better

I know i can change my name, but I am married and my husband happens to like my name... so its one of those things I just suffer with.
 
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gumercules said:
this site is for ranting, deal with it

my real name is boring (john) but i'm just as glad it isn't angel, i bet that sucks. my sister had a friend named angel who had a waterbed. that's all i remember because i was like 5 last time i saw her.

you could go by your middle name or something
I have a waterbed, while assholes around me are freezing in their houses in the winter, im sleeping in my heated water bed.
 

Banninator

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_Kitana_ said:
I honestly hate my name, Angel. I mean what the fuck I sound like someone with an metal capability of a 12 year old. One of those lil girls who knows jack about life and who is stupid. Not to mention on buffy the vampire slayer... a dude's name was Angel.

Oh...and all the lame ass pick up lines. I mean honestly. Playing a fucking game of football right and I knock a guy to the ground and he sitting there on the grass looking at me and what fucking comes out of his mouth.

"oh, i just thought I was in heaven for a second."

Oh right ass I will show ya what fucking heaven is like. Go to the gas station pay with my checks and some dude standing there see my name, laughs a bit and is like.

"I always knew an Angel would walk into my life."

Did it hurt?

Wtf?

When you fell from heaven.


OH FOR FUCKING SAKES. You think a chick with the name Angel has not heard that a few thousand times and what dipshit thought of this one. I am going to find you. I am going to skin you alive and make you eat your flesh.

Ok so i figured haha... I will just play off the name Angel then. I am an Angel blah blah... right, well... then I get some bitches who are like, "Your not all that great, your not perfect...blah blah blah." SCREW THEM, I AM LAUGHING AT MY NAME!


You know it sucks bad enough having this fucking name, I don't need bitches acting like I am full of myself...sorry. What the hell was my parents thinking. I don't want to be an Angel. I mean honestly. I am not a gift from heaven, when I was younger my mother use to call me demon child, so boy did someone fuck up.
well you do have that low of a mental capability.

LOL JK JK :D
 

_Kitana_

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Banninator said:
well you do have that low of a mental capability.

LOL JK JK :D
Oh..... your asking it for it lol....

going to have to kick you out of heaven (lmao)
 

Banninator

Life is MY bitch
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lmao, and i do agree that angel isnt a bad name. I actually would prefer if i had a freind (that was a girl) thats name was angel.
 

_Kitana_

Angel of Death
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Banninator said:
lmao, and i do agree that angel isnt a bad name. I actually would prefer if i had a freind (that was a girl) thats name was angel.
yeah i can always find shirts and underwear with my name on it lol
 

Captain 151

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well, look on the bright side kit. you could have been gwenyth paltrow's new daughter and be named Apple. Do you want your name to be Apple?