It's that time of the year again; time to break out the turkey fryer, bye 200 dollars worth of delicious food to make for your wonderful family, because you know that they love you and would do anything for you! yeah, right! whatever!
My family: lets just say, that the bundy's had a more functional family. In my family, everybody is against eachother! I spend two fucking days preparing salads of all sorts, making these stupid little trays with meets and cheese, home made eggnog, and then, turkey day arrives, and it's time to fry that bird! woo hoo! NO! I hate thanksgiving! and I make this a clear point to my family!
All we do is fight at the dinner table! The only thing good I have to look forward to is when my uncle punches my cousin because my cousin is the second stupidest persone in America (the first being bush). And that's it! then I get to go do all of those god damned dishes all by myself! damnit! I hate being a girl in my family! all we get to do is dishes!
ok, I'm through ranting now, wow! I feel a bit better!

My family: lets just say, that the bundy's had a more functional family. In my family, everybody is against eachother! I spend two fucking days preparing salads of all sorts, making these stupid little trays with meets and cheese, home made eggnog, and then, turkey day arrives, and it's time to fry that bird! woo hoo! NO! I hate thanksgiving! and I make this a clear point to my family!
All we do is fight at the dinner table! The only thing good I have to look forward to is when my uncle punches my cousin because my cousin is the second stupidest persone in America (the first being bush). And that's it! then I get to go do all of those god damned dishes all by myself! damnit! I hate being a girl in my family! all we get to do is dishes!
ok, I'm through ranting now, wow! I feel a bit better!