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I hate the patch

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I hate the patch!The birth control patch!it sucks ass!it makes you get all sick feeling and makes u want to toss ur cookies and it makes my "time" worse then ever!!!i hate the patch!i hate the person who came up with this stupid idea!

And.....The patch doesn't even freakin stay on all week like it's supposed to!grrrrrrrrrr :mfinger: stupid patch
 

MaxPower

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That blows. How safe really is thhe patch?
I know there are quite a few forms of "the pill", that have some nasty side effects.
 

magnolia

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try depo provera. It works really well, has almost no side effects, and lasts for 3 months with no pills or patches or anything.
 
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magnolia said:
try depo provera. It works really well, has almost no side effects, and lasts for 3 months with no pills or patches or anything.
damn what is it?like a shot or something?im on ortho evra.damn thing makes u feel sick like 24/7.i hate it....... :sword: die patch die!
 

magnolia

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It's a shot that they give you in your lower back area, almost to ur butt. It's an itty bitty needle that I couldn't even feel. It lasts for 3 months at a time and you have to have a pregnancy test before they'll give it to you. Standard proceedure. If you dislike the patch, this is a way better alternative.
 

MaxPower

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But is there enough data to be comfortable that it's safe?
 

TwisT

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My girl's been on the pill for 8 years and i have never thought twice about it , it works like a charm.
 

mariusthegreat

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good luck with that..you might wanna think about a second opinion if youve felt that bad with the patch...same thing kinda happened to my brothers gf....she took that one shot....and it totally fucked her up..couldnt eat well...had hard time keeping her weight down...crazy stuff happenin...
 

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_pissed_biotch_ said:
I hate the patch!The birth control patch!it sucks ass!it makes you get all sick feeling and makes u want to toss ur cookies and it makes my "time" worse then ever!!!i hate the patch!i hate the person who came up with this stupid idea!

And.....The patch doesn't even freakin stay on all week like it's supposed to!grrrrrrrrrr :mfinger: stupid patch
umm then dont use it.
 

mariusthegreat

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i need to get on the smokers patch....smoking sucks...'yeah..lemme get a box of reds.....'....boo ya...
 

otepsoul

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mariusthegreat said:
i need to get on the smokers patch....smoking sucks...'yeah..lemme get a box of reds.....'....boo ya...
yeah same here man. pack a day for me. some times more.
they all know me at the store i go to there like here you go.
 

otepsoul

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deus_ex_machina said:
im glad i never started smoking
i am it calms me down most times.and everyone talks to you. there like can a get a butt of you.. im like NO get your own.
 
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otepsoul said:
i am it calms me down most times.and everyone talks to you. there like can a get a butt of you.. im like NO get your own.
rotflmao yeah thats what i would do
 

mariusthegreat

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deus_ex_machina said:
im glad i never started smoking
well you better get on the ball if you wanna be a mod like otep.....

otepsoul said:
i am it calms me down most times.and everyone talks to you. there like can a get a butt of you.. im like NO get your own.
yeah no shit...fuck em...ill only share if its a cute ass chick...ive kicked it down a notch from marlboro reds to the lights....bbiigg diffrence...
 

otepsoul

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mariusthegreat said:
well you better get on the ball if you wanna be a mod like otep.....


yeah no shit...fuck em...ill only share if its a cute ass chick...ive kicked it down a notch from marlboro reds to the lights....bbiigg diffrence...
i mix between marlb reds and u.s.a golds.