I hate working alone.

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LOL.. Dude their shit doesn't stink! My fucking In-laws are that way. So high and mighty, but they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instruction were on the heel.
 

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Yea, I've tried to figure it out - like, do they not wash their hands because they're just too busy? I knew a guy that never washed his hands, and when called out on it, he replied that he didn't need to - as he's not in the habbit of pissing on his hands. I pointed out that he probably touched the handle if flushed, and touched the door handle/knob which other people that *do* piss on their hands touched. Some people just don't get it. Like people that think the ass-gasket is used to prevent you from passing germs onto the toilet seat. Sure, that's one way of looking at it. I take the "it keeps all of y'alls nastiness from touching my ass" approach, however.

Okay, I think I'm done with this subject. I'm but a junior poster, but majority of my posts have centered around shit, vomit, and the toilet. Hmmm..
 

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Broken said:
And you work in what resort as a chef???? Nice!!
LMAO...first, we cook the food in the kitchen, not the bathroom.Second, it's the nasty ass mofo's I work with who have no couth.The fucked up part is, I overheard a co-worker talking about how he pisses on the toilet paper in public restrooms.I've been using the brown paper hand towels for a couple years now as a result of that one.
 

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GottaHurt said:
LMAO...first, we cook the food in the kitchen, not the bathroom.Second, it's the nasty ass mofo's I work with who have no couth.The fucked up part is, I overheard a co-worker talking about how he pisses on the toilet paper in public restrooms.I've been using the brown paper hand towels for a couple years now as a result of that one.

I gotcha man I can read. I don't what to think about the people that cook my food as humans. LOL. I wasn't saying anything against your habits. I just want my robot chef to not ever go to the restroom during working hours. I think it should be a crime. You should be required to shower before a shift then not let out of the kichen, under you are off 12 hours later.. hehe..
 

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badassmtbiker said:
Sweet jesus no! Thankfully. I still have my soul. Barely any paycheck, but I own my soul, and even get a little free time. Woohoo!!
Jebus doesn't know me. :(
 

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badassmtbiker said:
Sweet jesus no! Thankfully. I still have my soul. Barely any paycheck, but I own my soul, and even get a little free time. Woohoo!!
So you still have full ownership of your soul huh? You know, I could get you a great deal on that if you're interested. Or if you're not sure about wholesale, we could talk lease.
 

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Skorch said:
So you still have full ownership of your soul huh? You know, I could get you a great deal on that if you're interested. Or if you're not sure about wholesale, we could talk lease.
Hmm.. the lease sounds interesting. What are the terms.
 

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I gotcha man I can read. I don't what to think about the people that cook my food as humans. LOL. I wasn't saying anything against your habits. I just want my robot chef to not ever go to the restroom during working hours. I think it should be a crime. You should be required to shower before a shift then not let out of the kichen, under you are off 12 hours later.. hehe..
LMFAO....oh man, you don't even want to know about the 5 second rule!?!
 

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GottaHurt said:
I overheard a co-worker talking about how he pisses on the toilet paper in public restrooms.I've been using the brown paper hand towels for a couple years now as a result of that one.
That is what they do at my high school. So if you have to crap you have to run all over looking for a bathroom where the toilet paper is good. And the school also took the doors off the stalls cuz potheads smoke there.......... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY