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I have a few things to clear up

Descent

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It has come to my attention that people on here think I have "Multiple Personalities."

On top of that, people wonder why I'm on here for eight hours a day.

I don't have multiple personalities. I'm just a moody motherfucker.

If you met me in real life, you would know that I'm really consistent, and when I get pissed I'm the same guy. My friends would back me up on this.

I'm on here eight hours a day because DIX HILLS, NY FUCKING SUCKS.

I used to live in Wheatley Heights, which is close by. It's semi ghetto.

Damn, what a blast!

Hanging out and partying 4+ hours a day.

My computer was shit, and I didn't give a fuck. I used a 486, and then I bought a 500MHz Celeron and a TNT2 Pro with my own cash so I could play Descent 3, and play some newer games as well.

I didn't upgrade that fucker for four years.

Now, I have to find a means of escape here, because BUTT FUCK NOBODY lives in "mah 'hood."

You either have:

A. Old people

or.

B. Rich preppies with five year old kids.

WOW! Supar! This neighborhood wins at life.

"Hey Jim! You're 16! Go buy a car, live a little!"

I COULD IF NEW YORK STATE WASN'T FUCKING RUN BY IDIOTS.

17 for a junior license, 16 for a permit.

Of course, it NEVER fixed the asshole problem we have with drivers here. Somebody ran a red light, and was heading straight for my mother's car. The dumb shit SPED UP, TO TRY TO OUTRUN US.

I'd kill that bitch if I saw her today. Fucking Honda Odyssey full of kids also.

"But Jim! You can walk to a store and hang out!"

I FUCKING WISH. The closest store is my local 7-11. And it's 3 miles away! YAY!

On top of that, there's street fighting in it's parking lot often.

WITH KIDS I KNOW. I don't want to get dragged into shit. I'm a crappy fighter.

I HAVE TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF WITH FORUMS ALL THE TIME, BECAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS LIVE ABOUT 10 MILES AWAY!

I WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS CRAPPY FUCKING HOUSE!
 

Noob

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If you think New york is run by idiots, check out California.
 

Icarus

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Not your enemy said:
learn how to street fight.
This is sounder advice than one might think at first glance.
 

Broken

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How about going outside and getting into a game Of Pickup? IF you spent the 8 hrs a day doing that you wouldn't be worried about your wieght, mood swings, and probably wouldn't need meds.
PLus, Before long.. Hell you would be the Known as "White Chocolate" on your Block.



MY two Pesos
 

dustinzgirl

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Get an afterschool job.
Start doing more chores around the house.
quit whining.
your life is NOT that bad, trust me. I grew up in a camper trailer, asshole.
stop worrying about all of the things you DONT have, and start making the things you DO have better.
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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A bubbly thigh said:
If you think New york is run by idiots, check out California.
no califonia isnt run by idiots, its run by a roid pill poppin' austrian who says

fagadaboudat
 

Broken

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dustinzgirl said:
your life is NOT that bad, trust me. I grew up in a camper trailer, asshole.
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Wow Growing up int eh asshole of a camper trailer would suck. Were you like the plug for the tank?



:) I had a buddy in school that was in a family of 5 and lived in a camper trailer. Thats just gotta suck.
 

dustinzgirl

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Broken said:
Wow Growing up int eh asshole of a camper trailer would suck. Were you like the plug for the tank?



:) I had a buddy in school that was in a family of 5 and lived in a camper trailer. That just gotta suck.
We were a family of 5 and yes it did suck, but my mom like to travel. I think she was crazy, anyways. But, it really wasnt that bad, I mean, we didnt always live in the trailer, only for llike 5 years.

See Descent, it could be much, much worse. One of these days ill tell you how much worse it can be. Even I know people who have had harder lives than me, and I am very thankful for the life that I have. You have no excuse other than sheer laziness. Get over yourself.

PS You can walk 3 miles. Its not that hard. I used to walk farther than that to go to them mall every weekend. So dont be a baby.
 

Broken

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Geez DG and you get on me for being hard on the boy?
 

UberSkippy

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dustinzgirl said:
PS You can walk 3 miles. Its not that hard. I used to walk farther than that to go to them mall every weekend. So dont be a baby.
Shit, I walked 13 miles hungover in Seattle last weeked just to go the Wing Dome on Olive St. So not worth the walk.

But she's right dude. Get off your lazy ass and go outside. Play a game of hoops or something. Walk a dog. Pretend you're walking a dog. Talk to a bum (the ones that don't think their Jesus can tell you a lot about how not to fuck up your life).

Basically you have two choices. Whine about things, or deal with things. As it turns out, dealing with them is much more productive.
 

dustinzgirl

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Broken said:
Geez DG and you get on me for being hard on the boy?
Im just saying that its silly to whine about having nothing to do when there are milliions with nothing to eat and no where to live. 1 out of every 10 children in the US will be molested by the time they are an adult. 1 out of 7 will be physically abused. Many sleep in cars and have nothing to eat except school lunches. If they can go to school. Many dont even have parents who would help them get a liscence. There are millions in foster care with no future and no hope.

Descent can join a big brother group and help others.

But instead, he chose to bitch about how hard his life is in fucking suburbia.

Waaaaa.

And for any kid who thinks thier life is hard, read the book, "A Child Called It"

PS: Im not ragging on him to be mean. Im ragging on him to show Descent that there is always a way out, and life can always be worse. That at his age, it is time to stop being a baby and whining about how hard life is, and use the Free Will that God gave us along with that brain of his, and make life better.
 

Smoke

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Throw away your computer, get a life, and get a woman.
:thumbsup:
 

Freakless

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dustinzgirl said:
stop worrying about all of the things you DONT have, and start making the things you DO have better.
My philosophy on life.... A great way to live... People have to stop worrying about all the imperfections in life b/c no life is 'perfect'. Just deal with the shit that you were delt, and try to make some fun of it.
 

Freakless

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tzedek said:
yeah hes a psycho
Why is everybody so mean to him? I don't get it yet lol :confused: .. Just because he uses caps in his posts doesn't make me think he is psycho..
 

tzedek

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Freakless said:
Why is everybody so mean to him? I don't get it yet lol :confused: .. Just because he uses caps in his posts doesn't make me think he is psycho..
You wouldnt understand noob
 

Descent

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Guys, I could walk the three miles if 50% of it wasn't on a fucking 60 degree uphill slope.

I'm HIGHLY asthmatic, so that's no good for me.

It's not that my life sucks, it fucking rocks! It's just that it's been boring and mundane lately, and I need a release.

P.S.: Tzedek and me chat all the time on AIM, we just haze each other here :D.