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i have some songs stuck in my head and i would like to share them........

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fuck,fuck,fuck a duck.screw a kangaroo.69 a porcupine.orgy at the zoo.

sex,drugs,rock n roll,speed,weed,birth control,lifes a bitch until you die so fuck the world let's all get high.

hookers live and hookers die.in the end just get her high.if at first you don't succeed fuck it all and smoke some weed.


ok sorry people but those have been stuck in my head all day....i needed to get them out
 

MaxPower

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just sit right back and you'll hear a tale.
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started on this tropic shore, aboard this tiny ship.

First mate was a mighty sailin' man the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day for a threeeeee hour tourr........a threeeeee hour tourr.
 
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Why don't you, sit right back,
and I, I may tell you, a tale.
A tale of three, little pigs,
and a BIG, BAD, WOLFFF.

Well the first little piggy, well he was kinda hick.
He spent most of his days, just a dreamin of the city.
And then one day, he bought a guitar.
He moved to Hollywood, to become a star.
But, living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city.
Built his house out of straw, what a pity.
And then one day, jammin on some chords,
along came the wolf, knocking on his door.

(Chorus)
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!!
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!!
Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin, I'll blow your house in.
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.
Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in!!!

Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stoked.
He spent most of his time just a gone just smokin.
Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach.
Getting paid money for religious speech.
He built his shelter from what he garbage picked.
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks.
Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley,
and along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley.

(Chorus)

Well the third little piggy, the grade A student.
His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent.
Earned his Masters Degree, from Harvard College.
Built his house from his architect knowledge.
A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills.
Daddy's rock stardom, paid for the bills.
And then one day came the old house smasher
the BIG BAD WOLF THE LITTLE PIGGY SLASHER.

(Chorus)

Well the big bad Wolf,
well he huffed, and he puffed, all that he could.
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood.
"IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE!" the little piggy shouted.
The wolf just frowned, as he pouted.
So they called nine-eleven, like any piggy would.
The sent out RAMBO, just as fast, as they could.

(Rambo)
"YO, WOLF-FACE, I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!"

Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see.
So thats to end the story, for you and me.
If you still give a listen, you just may, here a big wolf or little piggy say.

(Chorus)

"And the moral of the story is, ' A band with no talent can easily amuse
idiots, with a stupid, puppet show."
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Black socks they never get dirty
the longer you wear them the blacker they get
Sometimes
I think I may wash them but something inside me keeps saying
Not yet Not yet
Not yet Not yet Not yet.
 
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dustinzgirl said:
Black socks they never get dirty
the longer you wear them the blacker they get
Sometimes
I think I may wash them but something inside me keeps saying
Not yet Not yet
Not yet Not yet Not yet.
till the putrid stench sets in and chases everybody away :p
 
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RedOctober

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For all American hobo's in Iraq...

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In blizzard or storm,
Or in sun warm and bright,
The day hot as hell
Or bone-chilling be the night,
Our faces may with dust be laid,
But spirits never fade,
No, never fade;
Relentless, our tank
Thunders out on a raid.

With engines a-howling,
Fast as is the wind,
We head for the foe,
Safe, as we're in armor skinned.
Our comrades still behind us roam;
We fight the foe alone,
Yes, fight alone.
We stab through the line
To break the foes backbone.

Whenever the foe
May appear in our sight,
We'll ram throttle full,
Then we'll humble all his might!
Of what use is our life if we
Our country serve freely?
Yes, serve freely!
To die for our country,
Our honour shall be.

With tank traps and mines,
Our foe tries to impede.
We laugh at his ruses;
We know he'll not suceed.
And when, in threat, his cannons stand,
Half hidden in the sand,
Yes, in the sand,
We can find our way
Over much safer land.

And should at long last,
Fickle Lady Luck leave,
And we remain here,
Leaving family to grieve,
A bullet with our name on it,
Find us and seal our fate,
Yes, seal our fate,
Our tank will our grave be
On that final date.


:toocool: :cool:

That song kept going round and round when I saw the tanks blazing through the desert. It sounded in my head in the original lingo.
I've been so kind to quote the English translation.

I remember the movie.. "Battle of the Bulge".
:bomb:
 
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ive never had any songs in my head because sadly, i am a fish. with fingers. that can type. but i imagine that would be horrible.
 

Descent

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Try living with ADD. They get stuck in your head about every other day due to your undersized frontal lobe.
 
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hehe.. i have ADD! lol..

i have roots that sleep stuck in my head, and the great decays stuck in my head, and a comamnder venus song that i dont want stuck in my head but it is, which sucks...
and SORRY if i dont have COOL songs stuck in my head like yours **crosses arms and pouts a bit**
holy shit.. i need to start going out so i can burn off some of this excess energy.. but no. i dont. i just sit on the internet, or writing, or just sitting around doing nothing all day like the loser i am!
one day i will go on my murder-suicide rampage.... MUAHAHA :p
..so hyper..
lol..