I hurt my finger

[TheRover]

Never crash your bicycle into McDonald’s window at night in a rainstorm, here’s why.



Before you call me a pussy and say it’s a graze, notice above the main wound, the small chunk missing from my god damn nail cuticle

I also had a nice black yellow bruise under both ass cheeks and walked like a crab for 3 days

 

[BeautifulSniper]

Never crash your bicycle into McDonald’s window at night in a rainstorm, here’s why.

Did you brake the window? I hope the cameras didn't catch you.

 

[BudVugger]

Nice one!

On a side note, I really miss TheMightyGoat's self surgery threads from a no longer in existence site.

Did you brake the window? I hope the cameras didn't catch you.

Try to get the footage!

 

[TheRover]

Did you brake the window? I hope the cameras didn't catch you.

No McDonalds windows be some sort of reinforced bullet proof shit. I was the only thing broken.

 

[Scooter]

On a side note, I really miss TheMightyGoat's self surgery threads from a no longer in existence site.

LOL, that guy was a trip! I miss it, too.

 

[Jugular]

No McDonalds windows be some sort of reinforced bullet proof shit. I was the only thing broken.

Good to know.

 

[Piro]

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You could be an extra in The Thing with a nail like that. Hope they gave you a discount at the counter or at least some free ketchup to really emphasise the injury to the jury.