Never crash your bicycle into McDonald’s window at night in a rainstorm, here’s why.

Before you call me a pussy and say it’s a graze, notice above the main wound, the small chunk missing from my god damn nail cuticle
I also had a nice black yellow bruise under both ass cheeks and walked like a crab for 3 days


Before you call me a pussy and say it’s a graze, notice above the main wound, the small chunk missing from my god damn nail cuticle
I also had a nice black yellow bruise under both ass cheeks and walked like a crab for 3 days

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