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I just got caught masturbating.

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Brazen

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Your parents have just been scared for life because they saw your 2 inch crayon dick!!

You better be saying fuck...
 

PatticusRex

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lol...Ouch man. You're going to be paranoid jackin' the beanstalk for the rest of your years.
 

CopyLifted

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Chaulk it up as a leason learned. Next time you want to do the ole knuckle shuffle on the piss pump, make sure you are alone.
 

CopyLifted

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Janglenut said:
Parents, brother, sister, grandma?


Tell on.
From IRC:
<WaFfLeS> Lol my mom is working a dildo RIGHT NOW thinking of what she saw...

LMAO.
 

WaFfLeS

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Mom...

She waled into my room WITHOUT KNOCKING...Big no no in this house as we respect eachothers privacy...

Anyways she walked in asked what I wanted for dinner and didn't even wait for a reply then walked out.

I just sat there for a minute until I realized I wont be able to do that again until I win a vacation to Madagascar...



If it were my Grandma, she probably would have walked in for whatever reason, slapped me and walked out.


That wasn't the first time either, the first time I got caught was the most akward. By my dad...He walked in and without missing a beat he said "Put your dick away I need help moving the couch"

........

I never did move the couch.
 

Brazen

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Man your lonely...

what do you use, computer..? nevermind dont answer that.
 

CopyLifted

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I'm_Darth_Vader said:
Man your lonely...

what do you use, computer..? nevermind dont answer that.
Like you've never masterbated? come on. I masterbate everday and I get sex everday.

I usually masterbate to our home movies though. ;)
 

Brazen

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CopyLifted said:
Like you've never masterbated? come on. I masterbate everday and I get sex everday.

I usually masterbate to our home movies though. ;)
never said i dident, but i dont do it everyday... I just have a lot to do during the day.. i am prudy busy...
 

dustinzgirl

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CopyLifted said:
From IRC:
<WaFfLeS> Lol my mom is working a dildo RIGHT NOW thinking of what she saw...

LMAO.
Waffles, yo' mama has issues!

and as for cl getting sex everyday, I would sure like to know from WHOM since I am a virgin. Everyone knows that.
 

CopyLifted

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I'm_Darth_Vader said:
never said i dident, but i dont do it everyday... I just have a lot to do during the day.. i am prudy busy...
It takes two minutes to pull a load out...if you know what you're doing. How time consuming. Plus if you do when you're going to bed, sleep like a baby. ;)
 

Brazen

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dustinzgirl said:
Waffles, yo' mama has issues!

and as for cl getting sex everyday, I would sure like to know from WHOM since I am a virgin. Everyone knows that.
I have a hard time beliving him to...
 

Janglenut

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WaFfLeS said:
Mom...

She waled into my room WITHOUT KNOCKING...Big no no in this house as we respect eachothers privacy...

Anyways she walked in asked what I wanted for dinner and didn't even wait for a reply then walked out.

I just sat there for a minute until I realized I wont be able to do that again until I win a vacation to Madagascar...



If it were my Grandma, she probably would have walked in for whatever reason, slapped me and walked out.


That wasn't the first time either, the first time I got caught was the most akward. By my dad...He walked in and without missing a beat he said "Put your dick away I need help moving the couch"

........

I never did move the couch.


Man you gotta learn to watch out, or lock doors, or use the bathroom.


Your dad pwns tho.
 
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Some good advice would be to try to not do that when people are home..or just not at all. :thumbsup:
 

dustinzgirl

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I'm_Darth_Vader said:
I have a hard time beliving him to...
Just so you are "in hte know" we live together. And he actually does get laid everyday. Sometimes two or three times a day.
 

WaFfLeS

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Wittle Waffy hasn't lost his virginity yet.


But my oral verginity is long gone :thumbsup:
 
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