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I just laid out my "To Buy" List When I get a job this summer

Descent

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It's a fucking doozy.


A big ass fucking TV

ATi Radeon X800 Pro AIW Video card

Athlon Mobile XP 3000+

Dreamcast A/V cables

DirecTV PVR

Mini-Fridge

Diet Soda

A portable urinal (The ones they showed on Unscrewed, that turn your piss into gelatin)

German version of FreeSpace 1 (Conflict: FreeSpace):

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11047&item=8179303662&rd=1

LIMITED EDITION Interplay 20th Anniversary 2000 Copy Pressing of FreeSpace 2 - Released 02/04:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62053&item=8178521103&rd=1

A subscription to Street Meat Asia

A lifetime subscription to OffTopic

Random porno DVD's

My goal is to never leave my room again, except to take walks.
 

Jung

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You certainly have a long list for things to buy with just a summer job...

Descent said:
A portable urinal (The ones they showed on Unscrewed, that turn your piss into gelatin)
WTF?
 

Descent

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I can afford it. I have connections.

The urinals I can't find a link to. I just want a couple to try out.
 

Captain 151

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EDIT: Sorry, forgot this wasn't B+T. Check it out for my "response" to this thread.
 
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Hmmm....interesting.
Tell me, Why do we care?
Did you post this just to hear Jung say: "WTF!"?

I fail to understand your logic. Please feel free to explain. :thumbsup:
 

Descent

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Okay, to all of you who believed this, I truly truly lolled, especially TBSRK.

There are numerous flaws:

#1: Summer jobs don't pay shit.
#2: I'm done upgrading my PC, like I've said, numerous times before.
#3: Why the hell would I subscribe to porn when I can get a p1r4t3d password online?
#4: You should know by now I don't watch TV. PVR = Personal Video Recorder.
#5: Only two things on that list make sense, if you know me. FREESPACE GAMES (Which I am buying!)

The whole thread was going to be a running gag, but you all failed horribly.

I just won at the Internets for the second time in a row.
 

MaxPower

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Descent said:
I can afford it. I have connections.

The urinals I can't find a link to. I just want a couple to try out.
Let's see if uncle Max can help.

There's the "Internet Urinal"

Or for more hands free operation: Allen® Treestand Urinal



Now if you please, after giving what I hope to be some useful and practical advice; my temptation to post good natured, yet somewhat mocking images has gotten the better of me.

With no further adue, I give you:

Pee-Pee Fest 2005












 

Descent

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Dear God, that's your best post ever!

The Internet urinal is the grossest thing I've seen, it even tops LemonParty.
 

icka

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wow max you seriously havea lot of time on your hands.
 

bigck3000

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I could see him up all night....sweatily hunched over the keyboard..."GODDAMNIT!....the potty training certificate is still....FUCKING CROOKED!.....oh...el-oh-el at my peeps on IRC....fullbody pic BWM?"

Max you win....go and get some internets from the vending machine round teh corner
 

dustinzgirl

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icka said:
wow max you seriously havea lot of time on your hands.
Well, when he doesnt have Gehtfuct on his hands anyways....

I want to buy a 42 inch plasma tv but CL says I cant, because it is a waste of money and we already have three tvs. He also said I didnt need a new laptop though because we have two computers, but I bought one anyways. So we will just have to wait and see!