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i just need a freindly fuck

icka

fuckoffanddiekthx!
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JIMMAH13 said:
yes ma'am
go to the porn shop, buy one of the plastic vagina's and go to town!!
 

shep

Local alcoholic
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or a blow up doll.Hey maybe gottahurt can lend you one? :D
 

GottaHurt

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shep said:
or a blow up doll.Hey maybe gottahurt can lend you one? :D
Nope, the only dolly I have, is your mama, and she's in my trunk.

"all-my-friends, have the lowriders, the low ri der is a little higher..."
 

Philldoe

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that is a sick come back.. when people say that to me i say "thats sick..my mom is 46 years old.."
 

icka

fuckoffanddiekthx!
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Philldoe said:
that is a sick come back.. when people say that to me i say "thats sick..my mom is 46 years old.."
bwahaha... me too!
 

GottaHurt

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Philldoe said:
that is a sick come back.. when people say that to me i say "thats sick..my mom is 46 years old.."
Oh, so because your mom is 46y/o she's no longer desirable ? She's no longer able to sexually perform? Typical fucking rookie answer.

Christie Brinkley is 50 y/o .I guess you'd pass on her. Rookie.
 

Philldoe

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LOL!!!! listen dont talk shit about some one you dont know. ive been laid more times than micheal jackson has grabbed his crotch. that im almost sure of.
 

GottaHurt

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Philldoe said:
LOL!!!! listen dont talk shit about some one you dont know. ive been laid more times than micheal jackson has grabbed his crotch. that im almost sure of.
Oh geez, Studly Longcock the big 17 y/o has graced us with his presence.
You couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
 
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Philldoe said:
yeah sure.
Or in the redlight district with $100 bill hanging out your zipper. You would, however, get your ass kicked, and be $100 poorer.