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I Just Recieved an Interesting E-mail...

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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'Hi,

You may remember me from about two years ago we havent spoken to each other for awhile.
But i thought i needed to write this email to you and explain that i have some several problems
with you.

Not only do i think you're a two faced fucking liar.. but i also think you're a cow who is up her own ass.
You're probably laughing by this point thinking this is a joke. But its not, funnily enough.
Not everyone loves you, or cares for you, or thinks your great like you think they do.

I think you need to read this email several times to realise what this means and make sure you understand
every word of it and every single word goes into your brain because even though your dumb lets just hope you can
understand advice and use it to it's advantage.

I liked you for awhile but then i realised you were quite the bitch. It's not just from that thing that happened with *****
it's actually because i really dispise you.

Well now i've finished for today.
Bye Bitch.'




Well...Doesn't everyone think this is a very nice email, he obviously thinks i have my head up my ass by the sad thing is he does...Oh well... It's always nice to get an e-mail a day! lol I didnt know i could piss people off so easily?!?!
 
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#2
Oh my God who is this person? What is their issue that they suddenly have to be so mean now??

Put it aside, people like that aren't worth bothering with!
 

meh_it_all

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He's just this guy i knew awhile ago, he used to really like me, but then something happened with a friend of his and i never saw him again, it's just his time of the month! he does this every month, he gets angry with the world and takes it out on people, its his very own period.. least im not this mean when its my time of the month =D
 
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Ooooh I am!! Then again I am generally quite angry a lot of the time- comes with living in London!

What happened with his friend?
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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He had an agrument with his friend.. and apperantly i started it off ?!?! 'cos ya know i 'stir things' hahaha.. SURE! lol.. so things happened and i didnt bother with either of them and i think he didnt really like that about me oh well !!! =D life with go on. The funny thing is that i know he will think im really annoyed by this email and i'll probably be really upset 'by these hurtful words' (cos thats what i used to be like but then i couldnt be fucked) so.. really the jokes on him!!

And london is cool i grew up there =D and live there too half the time.. why so angry with london? lol
 
#6
meh_it_all said:
'Hi,

You may remember me from about two years ago we havent spoken to each other for awhile.
But i thought i needed to write this email to you and explain that i have some several problems
with you.

Not only do i think you're a two faced fucking liar.. but i also think you're a cow who is up her own ass.
You're probably laughing by this point thinking this is a joke. But its not, funnily enough.
Not everyone loves you, or cares for you, or thinks your great like you think they do.

I think you need to read this email several times to realise what this means and make sure you understand
every word of it and every single word goes into your brain because even though your dumb lets just hope you can
understand advice and use it to it's advantage.

I liked you for awhile but then i realised you were quite the bitch. It's not just from that thing that happened with *****
it's actually because i really dispise you.

Well now i've finished for today.
Bye Bitch.'




Well...Doesn't everyone think this is a very nice email, he obviously thinks i have my head up my ass by the sad thing is he does...Oh well... It's always nice to get an e-mail a day! lol I didnt know i could piss people off so easily?!?!
Hey you got my email! :thumbsup:
 

Captain 151

Seeped in a dry Merlot
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meh_it_all said:
He's just this guy i knew awhile ago, he used to really like me, but then something happened with a friend of his and i never saw him again
awww he's just jealous...

unless you were datin him and you fooled around with his best friend, in which case if it were me, id have killed ya. :D
 

Smoke

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Maybe you lied to him? I dunno.
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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#9
nope didnt lie to him, he thought i made up something for his friend to turn against him.
I was an innocent party in this. But never got to really explain so this results in the above email wahey!?
 

bigck3000

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write him back with detailed explanations of the postions you were in and how big the guys dick was, etc If you want revenge....if not then blow him a sarcastic kiss next time you see him and be done with it.
 
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meh_it_all said:
And london is cool i grew up there =D and live there too half the time.. why so angry with london? lol

Ohhhh you don't live there enough- London deserves a thread all of it's own about how shitty it can be! Don't get me wrong I still love it but it's a shithole!
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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#13
Some parts are nice, depends where you live, south london or north or central?? lol
 

otepsoul

Bringer of Bees
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#14
meh_it_all said:
'Hi,

You may remember me from about two years ago we havent spoken to each other for awhile.
But i thought i needed to write this email to you and explain that i have some several problems
with you.

Not only do i think you're a two faced fucking liar.. but i also think you're a cow who is up her own ass.
You're probably laughing by this point thinking this is a joke. But its not, funnily enough.
Not everyone loves you, or cares for you, or thinks your great like you think they do.

I think you need to read this email several times to realise what this means and make sure you understand
every word of it and every single word goes into your brain because even though your dumb lets just hope you can
understand advice and use it to it's advantage.

I liked you for awhile but then i realised you were quite the bitch. It's not just from that thing that happened with *****
it's actually because i really dispise you.

Well now i've finished for today.
Bye Bitch.'




Well...Doesn't everyone think this is a very nice email, he obviously thinks i have my head up my ass by the sad thing is he does...Oh well... It's always nice to get an for youe-mail a day! lol I didnt know i could piss people off so easily?!?!
wow your a cow bitch, sucks for you
 

Gianefro

Crazed pervert
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to offer perspective

if he wrote that then he must have a good reason, wow, cow bitch burn in hell.

good day sirs
:mfinger: :mad: :gun:
 
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Gianefro said:
if he wrote that then he must have a good reason, wow, cow bitch burn in hell.

good day sirs
:mfinger: :mad: :gun:
good day.

good bye.

now don't come back, please... for the good of mankind.

or, at least this site
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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#17
Unforgiven said:
good day.

good bye.

now don't come back, please... for the good of mankind.

or, at least this site

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