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I just want to sleep in!!!!!!

Paul

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Arggggh, I work all damn week, all I wanna do on the weekends is sleep till atleast 11. Man I can't wait till I move next month.... when I'm here at my parent's place it seems they always CHOOSE to vaccum around 8am on a saturday morning. If I stay.......elsewhere........ theres a little puppy crying at 7am every morning. I just can't win!!!!!! When I move into the condo I'm shutting off the doorbell, all the phones, and putting up sound proof walls around my bedroom!!!!!!!!
 

BRiT

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I feel your pain. I'm always awoken by something. If it isn't the main line, it's my cell phone. If I stay elsewhere, it's guaranteed that one of us will forget to turn off our cell phone. Sometimes it's the cat that decides we've slept long enough. If we do remember to turn off all phones and close the bedroom door, then it's likely someone always stops by early and knocks on the door or honks the horn until we're awake. gah!
 

lobo

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moonsee said:
I'm shutting off the doorbell, all the phones, and putting up sound proof walls around my bedroom!!!!!!!!
Connect door-bell switch with machine-gun trigger and enjoy music of revenge! :gun: :mfinger: :sword:
 
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try earplugs, they really work pretty well...

noises don't wake me up usually, just shit i have to do... got 5 hrs sleep last night because i had to go to jujutsu this morning
 

Smiss

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Glarg. I got woken up 1/2 hour earlier than I needed to because the cat was checking out the coffeetable, and he spends forever squirting her with the spray bottle.

Of course today, we realized she's just thirsty! ^_^ She KNOWS she's gonna get squirted, and drinks it out of her fur.
 

Paul

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I just remember back in the days when I was in college (lol... like 8 months ago) I slept SOOOOOOO much more. I'd stay out all night and sleep all day. Sure occasionally I'd get pawed to death by the cat when he's hungry in the morning, but man do I miss SLEEP!
 

mthrlangl

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Don't ever have children. This morning we were awakened by the wee demon saying Mooommmmyyyyyy! Where are you? Mommmmyyyyyy! Moooooommmmyyyyyy! Mommy? Mommy? Where are you? MOMMY!
 

Paul

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:lol:
i don't plan to have children for many more years
i don't think i'll be able to take it

were you like "i'm right fucking here SLEEPING"? hahaha
 

mthrlangl

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Heheh..something like that. I'm just amazed he stays in his bed til one of us goes to get him. I'll be very glad when he discovers the joys of sleeping in.
 
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once the wee demon starts to sleep in (ie. teenager), then you get your revenge and wake 'em to do chores, etc. hehehehehe!!
 

Skyline

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okay, this is what you do. goto swordsonline.com, buy yourself a nice little sword about 40 inches long. make death threats. :sword: i think then you will be able to rest way you deserve.
 

BRiT

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If that doesn't work for sleeping, I'm sure it'll probably work at work. That is if you could sneak it in. There's been many a times that I wish I had a nice big sword to use at meetings or to end idiotic discussions.
 

Smiss

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You know those little sound effect boxes that people put on their dashboards to "shoot" the other drivers (and then they made them into keychains that became prizes in magazine drives)... My dad used to take one of THOSE into meetings with it hidden in his pocket, and use appropriately. Apparently, his coworkers at the time were even more retarded than he cause they couldnt figure out who it was!
 
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Hah! Awesome.

Between HighSchool, the gym, and my basketball team, the only day I get to rest is Sunday, which I usually spend getting forced to do chores. I swear if it weren't illegal I'd enslave my siblings.
 
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i don't even get to rest on saturday... i get up at like 8:30 for jujutsu. and on sunday i get up at 10 for mass, that's not so bad
 
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gumercules said:
i don't even get to rest on saturday... i get up at like 8:30 for jujutsu. and on sunday i get up at 10 for mass

THAT'S FUCKING SLEEPING IN GODDAMNIT!! :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:
 

mthrlangl

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Koehiir said:
THAT'S FUCKING SLEEPING IN GODDAMNIT!! :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:
::snort:: Amen!

Sometimes it's still sleeping in even if you did go to bed at 3 or 4am..
 
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:rolleyes:

i don't think i've had more than six hours sleep in a couple months... it catches up to me. but clearly i'm not getting any sympathy here, haha
 
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Hell yeah ur right!!!

:thumbsup: ive got almost the same problem. lucky u dat ur movin