"I kicked her in the face."

ChilianFuckFace

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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Kevin slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Kevin what's wrong.

"Well," replies Kevin, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Kevin, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Kevin, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Kevin, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Kevin slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face."
 

icka

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bigck3000 said:
you dont want one...they're unruly.

but you can write your name in the snow, smack people on the foreheads, force it down some bitches throat (i was once violated like that) and im sure there are many other fun uses of the penis.
 

SouthWolf

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icka said:
but you can write your name in the snow, smack people on the foreheads, force it down some bitches throat (i was once violated like that) and im sure there are many other fun uses of the penis.

thats great. LOL. I have never been that cruel. Oh well. Nice guys finish last.