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youknowthedeal said:
Umm.. perhaps you didn't hear me. GH - take your dick outta his ear!

I SAID - [mocking youknowthedeal voice] HEY! LOOK AT ME - I'M HORNY TOO [/mocking youknowthedeal voice]
 

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badassmtbiker said:
Umm.. perhaps you didn't hear me. GH - take your dick outta his ear!

I SAID - [mocking youknowthedeal voice] HEY! LOOK AT ME - I'M HORNY TOO [/mocking youknowthedeal voice]
That's not my dick, that's my finger!!! And no I can't pull it out, because everything might pour out...
 

The_DEAL

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badassmtbiker said:
Umm.. perhaps you didn't hear me. GH - take your dick outta his ear!

I SAID - [mocking youknowthedeal voice] HEY! LOOK AT ME - I'M HORNY TOO [/mocking youknowthedeal voice]
oh but you have no reason to belive this but


im niot horney you cum guzzling gutter slut!!!!! :mfinger:
 

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GottaHurt said:
That's not my dick, that's my finger!!! And no I can't pull it out, because everything might pour out...
its ok i got ear plugs
 
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youknowthedeal said:
oh but you have no reason to belive this but


im niot horney you cum guzzling gutter slut!!!!! :mfinger:

Okay, buddy. Sure thing. You reply to some chick's message to someone else (read: not you) with "what'up?" Sure, you could just be friendly. Or you could be all about the cock block. Either way, I'm just callin it like I see it. Besides, if you weren't trying to get some play, would you have reacted the way you did? I'm not saying it's bad - the internet has helped many a lonely 24 year old find that perfect 13 year old girl. You like 'em plump, right skippy?
 

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badassmtbiker said:
Okay, buddy. Sure thing. You reply to some chick's message to someone else (read: not you) with "what'up?" Sure, you could just be friendly. Or you could be all about the cock block. Either way, I'm just callin it like I see it. Besides, if you weren't trying to get some play, would you have reacted the way you did? I'm not saying it's bad - the internet has helped many a lonely 24 year old find that perfect 13 year old girl. You like 'em plump, right skippy?
first off if your talking about magnolia thats my cousin from up north and second WTF does it matter to you
 

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youknowthedeal said:
the suburban broke down again at mcdonalds
just homework. That sucks! I thought that the burb wasn't that old. :confused: Anyway, what are u up to?
 

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magnolia said:
just homework. That sucks! I thought that the burb wasn't that old. :confused: Anyway, what are u up to?
the fuel pump again, nothing im gonna sit at home bored outta my scull after like 6pm
 

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badassmtbiker said:
Okay, buddy. Sure thing. You reply to some chick's message to someone else (read: not you) with "what'up?" Sure, you could just be friendly. Or you could be all about the cock block. Either way, I'm just callin it like I see it. Besides, if you weren't trying to get some play, would you have reacted the way you did? I'm not saying it's bad - the internet has helped many a lonely 24 year old find that perfect 13 year old girl. You like 'em plump, right skippy?
Hey dumbshit! He did say what's up CUZ. Or are you that incompetent that you didn't understand that we're related. Gawd! You are so STUPID! :mad:
 

GottaHurt

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Broken said:
Damn those 78 suburbans are mother fuckers
...white eight spoke rims, snow tires, mud flaps (back off), no doors, foghorns
and a hood scoop. Awthum (primer is a standard feature, so don't go there)