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is there like any secrets to make a girl want to fuck you? i got a girlfriend and i am so desperate.... poems? anything? please help!
 
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her mom is a bitch and hardly lets her goto the friday night football games... we make out and shit under the stands but i cant get her drunk cause her mom keeps her on lock down.... fuck!
 

Stardust

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#4
toilet, fuck her in the toilet in school.. as simple as that.. just whisper in her ear "oh I want you, I need you etcetc" if youre lucky shell go with you in the toilet..if not she will brake up and I will laugh =)
 
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you want me to fuck in the shitter? thats nasty shit... maybe a bj.. but not sex in the shitter! JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST!!
 

Stardust

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oh well..in the locker room? or wherever you change for gymnastics? or in a emoty class room..or in a motel ? if you are horny enough which propably are you can come up with something, maybe a closet?
 
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Short answer: You cant.

Long answer: If you're going out with her just for sex, you're a douchebag.
 

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#9
Did you get her drunk yet?
 

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Unforgiven said:
Short answer: You cant.

Long answer: If you're going out with her just for sex, you're a douchebag.
Ding ding ding... we have a winner!
 
#11
lol guys... im not with her for sex.... but i want to have it... and i love her... so what better way to say i love you then with a night full of steamy sex? am i wrong?
 

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alcapone4life said:
lol guys... im not with her for sex.... but i want to have it... and i love her... so what better way to say i love you then with a night full of steamy sex? am i wrong?
yeah bang her that's they way to go:happysad: :rolleyes:
 

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alcapone4life said:
lol guys... im not with her for sex.... but i want to have it... and i love her... so what better way to say i love you then with a night full of steamy sex? am i wrong?
from a guy that is asking about 'secrets', i doubt you are able to have night full of anything but wet dreams.
 

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Wow hun, lol. You're sounding like a gentleman :p

Yah I agree tho. Us women know whether you jsut want us for sex or not :p
 

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There is no secret, atleast not that I know of.. Just fuck her at the right time.
 

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#16
lop off her arms and legs and keep her in a box... oh wait that was a movie i seen once... nevermind..
 

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Darklight said:
lop off her arms and legs and keep her in a box... oh wait that was a movie i seen once... nevermind..
Haha, I'm sure that's a great idea! Apart from all the blood and what not..
 

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Unforgiven said:
13 year old kids shouldn't be having sex anyway.
It's never too early to start, but in his case your right.
 

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stick to porn, a tub of lube and some tissues, cos by the sounds of it, you aint gonna get any soon. have you noticed when you need something, it's never around, and when you dont (very rare in the case of sex) it presents itself all the time?

just curious, how long you been going out with her?
 
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