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toilet, fuck her in the toilet in school.. as simple as that.. just whisper in her ear "oh I want you, I need you etcetc" if youre lucky shell go with you in the toilet..if not she will brake up and I will laugh =)
stick to porn, a tub of lube and some tissues, cos by the sounds of it, you aint gonna get any soon. have you noticed when you need something, it's never around, and when you dont (very rare in the case of sex) it presents itself all the time?
just curious, how long you been going out with her?