I officially have won at the Internets better than all of you.

[Descent]

Yesterday, I wanted some Mongolian porn. I've seen all the wimmenz of Asia but Mongol chicks. And damn, I love Asians.

I was shocked to find that it was non-existant.

But...After 10 minutes of surfing, AllTheWeb's image search pointed me to TWO INSTANCES OF MONGOL PORN .

They're just like Chinese chicks, but with better hair.

Mongolian > Chinese

Also, I GoogleWhacked successfully .

GOOGLE: urinator freespace

I own all of you.

 

[keebs]

wow, yeah......cant say ive ever looked up "mongolian porn" so good luck with that.....

 

[Taylor_Blade]

Stager, you just get stranger as time goes by.
Hey, glad you found......uhhh....whatever, but you still lost at the interwebnets.

 

[ChilianFuckFace]

Why o why? This my friend is the question...

 

[meh_it_all]

Okay, So you win by looking up porn, Jesus christ! I'll go win now, Hahaha! I have offically won the internets by looking at porn, Chinese porn at that too
I actually thought you were goona show me something interesting.

 

[Descent]

Seriously, I don't see what's odd about Mongolian porn.

It's Asian, the nationality just has a barbaric sound to it. Big deal.

That doesn't mean the people are barbaric.

So now, I guess it's strange to have an Asian fetish .

 

[tzedek]

Looks like everyone can go home now. the Internets is over

 

[ChilianFuckFace]

Looks like everyone can go home now. the Internets is over

That's what she said!

 

[MaxPower]

Yesterday, I wanted some Mongolian porn. I've seen all the wimmenz of Asia but Mongol chicks. And damn, I love Asians.........<Content>...........I own all of you.

Keep up the good work!
With ambition like that, you're sure to make night manager of Benigans, some day.

 

[Awaken]

I beat all of you mother fuckers! I just looked up animal porn!!!!

 

[Descent]

I beat all of you mother fuckers! I just looked up animal porn!!!!

Beastiality is hardly a rare occurance. It's funny shit, especially when the girl is doing a horse or an eel.

I don't know, just seeing a chick with a horse's dick in her bum makes me laugh to the point where I almost cry.

 

[meh_it_all]

Seriously, I don't see what's odd about Mongolian porn.

It's Asian, the nationality just has a barbaric sound to it. Big deal.

That doesn't mean the people are barbaric.

So now, I guess it's strange to have an Asian fetish .

Who said I said it was barbaric??
No one, I just said It was kinda patheic to find 'OMFG.. I won the internet by searching for porn' I'm thinking any sexually driven mad guy has won the internet every day.
Gee, I say one thing and people think I'm throwing coathangers at them!
Also, You look JUST like a guy I sat next to in school.

 

[Descent]

Where are you located?

It's Spain, right? I've never been to Spain, or Britain.

Granted, I find there are more people that look like me than anyone else, besides the wops in my school.

By the way - That pic is going on a year old. I'm gonna upload a new one now.

 

[meh_it_all]

How come all of a sudden everyone knows where I live :confuse: It's scary are you all stalking me??????????
And UK is where the school was.

 

[Havok]

I'm here to return the internet.

Can I get a full refund?

 

[bigck3000]

What the fuck is all this 'stuff' covering it? Fuck no you cant get your money back...besides...it looks like you chewed through the package....your ferocity in opening and loving the internets to a gooey mess has caused your down fall. Now you cant get $1.78 back....that means no bus ride home....you're gonna miss the free cheese give away...and on top of that....your blow-up man doll just popped. Have a nice day sir....and your eyepatch is on the wrong eye.

 

[Havok]

What the fuck is all this 'stuff' covering it? Fuck no you cant get your money back...besides...it looks like you chewed through the package....your ferocity in opening and loving the internets to a gooey mess has caused your down fall. Now you cant get $1.78 back....that means no bus ride home....you're gonna miss the free cheese give away...and on top of that....your blow-up man doll just popped. Have a nice day sir....and your eyepatch is on the wrong eye.

For_Starters, the only thing you said that made sense, was the comment about my eye patch.Yes, it is on the wrong eye. That's only to prevent going blind from the pre-mature ejaculation that occured, when someone actually responded to one of your posts.

I use the internets, as a paper weight. The only goo, is the goo, that you, spew.

 

[bigck3000]

For_Enders,
My goo, is the only goo, that you will chew.

And dont you have to have 'paperwork' to warrant the use of a paper weight? Are there welfare check stubs blowing around your moms upstairs bedroom? ohhhh! Thats right, you told me you collected change outside taco bell so you could make flyers for your one man show, "Jingles Presents: Somebody Please Pay Attention To Me." As far as the content that you ran by me....I'd say go with the stripping for the opener....but after that you pretty much just cried and I couldnt understand much of what was going on. So I dont know.....strip then maybe pull the eyepatch off to scare the kiddies...break a leg tiger!

 

[YUCK FOU!!!]

i own descent at teh interwebnets

 

[DIZNUTS]

damn yall aint shit.....i own all......i found Mongolian animal porn haha all