It's true I should be president. I think that because I would NOT privatize social security that's just asinine. I would never go to war. All you gun fucking conservatives can go fuck yourselves. I would outlaw censorship. Everyone knows why. All automatic weapons...gone. You can only have pistols bitch! Rifles...gone. You can hunt with bows and arrows. This is a poll so I can see what you think. Would you vote for me?