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I want to fucking shove a pitchfork up Sega's asshole right now

Descent

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Yet a-fucking-gain, My Sonic 3 cartridge has corrupted it's perfect save files. I had a file for each character with all 14 emeralds, and it corrupted every one.

FUCK YOU SEGA. Why the fuck couldn't you just make Sonic 3 one game instead of having to use that fucking "LOCK-ON TECHNOLOGY" bullshit with the Sonic and Knuckles cartridge?!

The S&K cart fucks up savegames so often it's not even funny! This is bullshit!

Now I gotta rebeat the motherfucker again :mad::mfinger:!

EDIT: Forgot to say that if both cartridges aren't meticulously clean, this shit happens. AND THESE FUCKERS WERE DIRTY! Since the Sonic and Knuckles cartridge works like a high-tech GameShark with extra game data and reads through hex addresses and substitutes it's own code when needed, this happens. Fuck. They are cleaned and working now.
 

meh_it_all

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Ohhhh the horror, THE HORROR!


Will someone PLEASE think of the children?!?! :(
 

Descent

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meh_it_all said:
Ohhhh the horror, THE HORROR!


Will someone PLEASE think of the children?!?! :(
I would be taking my anger out on my kids right now if I had any.

Fucking bullshit.
 

Sinamon

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What??? That's ridiculous. You dont take ur anger out on ur kids for some stupid ass shit like this. God. Lucky you don't have any kids. I would never let a game make me so upset I'd take it out on my girls.
 

Descent

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What??? That's ridiculous. You dont take ur anger out on ur kids for some stupid ass shit like this. God. Lucky you don't have any kids. I would never let a game make me so upset I'd take it out on my girls.
Oh come on, I'm not serious ;).
 
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Descent, do you ENJOY your reputation as this forum's SEGA nerd? I mean, come on! On the other hand, I have had a similar problem with my Xbox. It's one of the originals, which were built with shitty disc drives. Mine barely plays anything for more than five minutes before going retarded and suggesting that the disc I am using is dirty or damaged. FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!
 

blk990

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The forum name isn't Life Sucks for no reason.
 

Slacker

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Ohh noez we are all going to die, it's then end of the world. It's nothing to complain over. It's not going to affect you life what-so-ever.

What a nerd. :rolleyes:
 

Darklight

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whats this? sega doesnt rule? my world is crushed...

back to liqour... it has never done me wrong...
 

Descent

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Descent, do you ENJOY your reputation as this forum's SEGA nerd? I mean, come on! On the other hand, I have had a similar problem with my Xbox. It's one of the originals, which were built with shitty disc drives. Mine barely plays anything for more than five minutes before going retarded and suggesting that the disc I am using is dirty or damaged. FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!
Yes, I do enjoy my reputation as a Sega nerd. Because I am one :cool:.

But losing six hours of playtime is a bitch.
 

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Descent said:
Yes, I do enjoy my reputation as a Sega nerd. Because I am one :cool:.

But losing six hours of playtime is a bitch.
So one day...?
 

Descent

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star99ers said:
So one day...?
The issue is I've always been unable to play any game for more than one hour at a time...

And I also have to be in the mood to play Sonic...
 

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Descent said:
Yet a-fucking-gain, My Sonic 3 cartridge has corrupted it's perfect save files. I had a file for each character with all 14 emeralds, and it corrupted every one.
lol, by this I'm assuming this has happened more than once?
 

UberSkippy

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star99ers said:
So one day...?
Dude, it took him ten YEARS to beat the game Descent. 6 hours of play time is like 5 years for him.
 

Descent

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Dude, it took him ten YEARS to beat the game Descent. 6 hours of play time is like 5 years for him.
OMFG, dude, I am THE OWNAGE at Sonic The Hedgehog. Not so much at Mario Bros...

And besides, it took me ten years to muster up the skills needed to beat Descent...And that is a VERY hard game. Most people die on the second level. I don't die until at least level 7, sometimes level 8.

Play the fucking game before you talk trash, just to give you an idea of how good the AI is in Descent, it's like fighting people over multiplayer in Counter-Strike. And it's you vs. one hundred or so robots per level.

We haven't made a better AI system in ten years because nobody designs games around the AI these days, and frankly because nobody gives a shit and "<3's Multiplayer." ( :rolleyes: )