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I wish i was drunk or dead

Black Flame

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don't mean to start pointless threads here.. aw hell yes i do! i have never wanted to get high/drunk so fucking badly before! i'm freezing, i'm alone at home, can't go anywhere cuz i have to work tomorrow (anywhere worthy to go is too far), and i have this MAD urge for mind altering drugs! i think it's just one of those nights. everything's just kind of clicking in and it's making me pissed as hell! ya know i can't wait until they have some kind of virtual reality internet or something so i can start beating the shit out of someone right now!
i'm pissed beyond repute and the only thing i can rely on to vent that madness right now is a fucking website.
... i could always do homework.. :gun: :mad: ya fuckin right
 

Broken

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Dead is cool, because you dont' have to wake up. Drunk is cool until you have to wake. Both have drawbacks. I prescribe.

Take two dirty movies and call yourself in the morning.


Dr. Broken

VERRREEEEERERRRERmMmmeERRMMEE.. Fresh D-cells!!!
 

Black Flame

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we don't have any dirty movies lyin around the house and everything in this town closes at 9pm. got a backup plan? ;_;
 

Broken

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Black Flame said:
we don't have any dirty movies lyin around the house and everything in this town closes at 9pm. got a backup plan? ;_;


Of Course, it’s called Imagination. Try it. It’s better than any book or movie on the shelf.
 

shep

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What town you from?
 
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Broken said:


Of Course, it’s called Imagination. Try it. It’s better than any book or movie on the shelf.
i used to have that
 

Black Flame

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ya, imagination is out being a slut tonite without me.
the town is called grimsby, it sure as hell lives up to it's grim expectations.
 

bigck3000

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couple things....none of them are good for you...dont do any of these

1. Clean the bathroom with clorox, 409, pinesol....all that shit....no windows open, no doors open....you'll probably die (see broken's post)

2. Resin hits off of your dirtiest pipe

3. pound some nutmeg.....you'll probably throw up and die...but supposedlly if you do enough nutmeg...you'll have an experience similar to shrooms...only you pass out and kill brain cells. (no joke, i forgot what chemical it has but the same hallucinogenic effect)

4. Nyquil....you'll just get tired as hell and fall asleep.....not too much, it has acetaminophen...you'll kill your liver and die.

let this be a lesson...always keep an emergency stash of weed.....show some self control and just leave it in a sock.
 

Black Flame

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actually i've done nutmeg before, except you don't smoke it. we found a recipe for a hot drink made with nutmeg and we drank it and it wasn't working so we went to sleep.. when we woke up we were high for the entire fucking day! so one of my friends made a couple stronger jugs full and brought em to a party the day afterwards. it doesn't have the same effect as shrooms, it's more similar to pot, but not exactly like it. it's crazy i tell ya that.
i don't have any pipes, see i'm clever and use other pplz shit and if i buy pot of my own, i smoke it then and there and if i want to save some, i keep it at my friend's house. sometimes she or her brother smokes it but they're good at paying me back. their mom doesn't care that they smoke dope or whatnot, hell she buys booze for us if we got the moola. unfortunately they live quite a ways away from me. in any case i don't keep shit that my parents could find.
i'll probably just suffer for tonite then come halloween, get nice n shitfaced to make up for it. but dear god it's still TORTUROUS!
 

shep

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Black Flame said:
ya, imagination is out being a slut tonite without me.
the town is called grimsby, it sure as hell lives up to it's grim expectations.

grimsby,yes i have been there.Sorry bout your luck.
 

Black Flame

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really? crazy, not a lot of people know wtf grimsby is. where bouts do you live?
 

swizeguy

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Black Flame said:
don't mean to start pointless threads here.. aw hell yes i do! i have never wanted to get high/drunk so fucking badly before! i'm freezing, i'm alone at home, can't go anywhere cuz i have to work tomorrow (anywhere worthy to go is too far), and i have this MAD urge for mind altering drugs! i think it's just one of those nights. everything's just kind of clicking in and it's making me pissed as hell! ya know i can't wait until they have some kind of virtual reality internet or something so i can start beating the shit out of someone right now!
i'm pissed beyond repute and the only thing i can rely on to vent that madness right now is a fucking website.
... i could always do homework.. :gun: :mad: ya fuckin right

Find and buy the game postal.. There is nothing like it to get frustration out (nothing that wont put you in jail) and its even banned in some countries. ;)
 

shep

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Black Flame said:
really? crazy, not a lot of people know wtf grimsby is. where bouts do you live?

I am originally a scarborough boy,but now im 20 min north in newmarket.
 

Black Flame

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ahhh newmarket ehh. i know a couple ppl from there, only through local friends who introduced me to em online though, i unfortunately don't get chances to travel as much as i'd like.

thus far i'm feeling a little better. i found a stout in the fridge called black wych... it's alcohol.. im drinkin it! plus i put on some ICP so my psychotic self is being exposed to the empty household and whatever poor soul happens to be online.
 
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hey guys you're only a few hours away from ottawa... why don't you all come over we'll shoot some heroin.... umm i mean snort some coke.... uhhh i mean play video games and get fat!!! YAY!!!
 

Black Flame

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all of the above!! yaaayyy!! BUT! it all has to be done in an hour or less! okay now GO!
 

Smoke

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So, play a computer game or something. Thats what i do when i'm hella bored and hab nothin to do.
 

Black Flame

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jesus one screen to stare at at a time! plus i prefer some kind of contact with people, even if it is online.
 

Smoke

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I suggest you go buy Grand theft auto san anderas.
that would be fun :p