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Ice Cold Boobies

polaris_nine

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Ever eat something cold, like an icee or sno-cone or something, and your tits just get impossibly cold it feels like somebody's twisting them to death!?

I hate this! NO amount of rubbing and hugging can make it stop! :confuse:
 

icka

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i have! they get like painfully hard.

i call it breasticles! breasts that are icicles :-D
 

polaris_nine

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icka said:
i have! they get like painfully hard.

i call it breasticles! breasts that are icicles :-D
I call them that too! But it sounds more like breast+testicles, the way you say it.
 

bnccoder

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Have your b/f suck on them and warm them up. If he does it long enough, you will be perma-nipped for the next few days.
 
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i have never had this! damn :( i've only had that from really cold weather, go figure.
/me shrugs.
 

necro

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polaris_nine said:
Ever eat something cold, like an icee or sno-cone or something, and your tits just get impossibly cold it feels like somebody's twisting them to death!?

I hate this! NO amount of rubbing and hugging can make it stop! :confuse:
Uh, is painful cold hard boobah's the alternitive of when a dude is in an incredibly cold environment his penis shrinks? I mean, my dong's never played turtle while i was chillaxin' at DQ, but it could happen :p
 

polaris_nine

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Well, it eventually went away, like after 15 minutes, and I was sore for another hour, but its all good.
 
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teh anarchist said:
well, look at the bright side.... at least nobody actually gave you a titty twister right at that moment:thumbsup:
If they did, I'm sure they'd be in for something alot more painful themselves.....
 
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How?

Maybe if it was a guy*pantomimes a karate kick in the nads*..but how would you manage to do that to a chick? :confused:

EDIT: Or did you only have guys in mind? Hmm..I sure appreciate your vote for the virtue of males. :thumbsdn:

RageAgainst said:
wow, titfreezes? boobiesicles? Damn, you learn something new everyday :thumbsup:
Indeed. :rolleyes:
 
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Runningflame570 said:
Maybe if it was a guy*pantomimes a karate kick in the nads*..but how would you manage to do that to a chick? :confused:

EDIT: Or did you only have guys in mind? Hmm..I sure appreciate your vote for the virtue of males. :thumbsdn:
Doesn't matter........either way I'd put the hurt on 'em
 

meh_it_all

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Urm.. this has happened a few times but awhile back. I didn't name it though. :p