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if it weren't for women......

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..... men would sit at their computers all fucking day.

i do that anyway... nothing new :)
 

Icarus

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Haha. Women are just too much trouble when you're my age... I figure I'm better off waiting until I'm mature enough for love.
 

CopyLifted

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I'd be rich.

Or atleast have some spending money.
 

TwisT

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CopyLifted said:
I'd be rich.

Or atleast have some spending money.
I'd have to get a cat, cuz I need some pussy!
 

TwisT

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I like these pussies better!
 

MaxPower

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If it weren,t for women all our butts would hurt.
 

mariusthegreat

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if it werent for women...all my clothes would be dirty...


....jjjjkkkkk...hehe i know ill get shit for this...
 
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If it werent for women, all those little "Clean the Bay" and other things like that projects, would never happen. Also, we would hear a child crying, and ram it repeatedly into the wall with frustration.
 

ron

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mariusthegreat said:
....jjjjkkkkk...hehe i know ill get shit for this...
That was fucking hilarious! I don't play golf, but that whole femme-nazi-let-me-play-at-your-private-club mess pissed me off on principle. Men don't cry when we're not invited to their "Women's Circle" club meetings. Well, maybe some of you Nancy-boys do, but most men do not. The club was men's only; it's a private club! Get over it! Fuck 'em!

Equal rights should have no impact on private matters. If I don't want you in my club or restaurant or porn festival, you don't get in the door. It's mine and you have no "right" to be there at all. Get over yourselves, find your own club, and move on!
 
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Behind every fucked up man, is an even more fucked up woman.

No offense to the angels out there. I appreciate anything good that women have done for us men, or accomplished on their own, including all things we can't do or haven't done.

But most women are cold, destructive beasts.




Meow.
 

Signify

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ron said:
If I don't want you in my club or restaurant or porn festival, you don't get in the door. It's mine and you have not "right" to be there at all. Get over yourselves, find your own club, and move on!
you dont want them at a porn festival? id rather have a womans hand on it than mine
 

dustinzgirl

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You know, for all that women are evil, let me tell you...

If it was not for us, you guys would not have porn, nor would you have great sex.
 

shep

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dustinzgirl said:
You know, for all that women are evil, let me tell you...

If it was not for us, you guys would not have porn, nor would you have great sex.
Ya your right.We need you for some thing's.Why can't you girls just come around when we need ya?The go home.ok ,here we go ,i know i'll here it from all the ladies in here so go ahead.lol :thumbsup:
 

G's-up

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This should really be moved to B&T ..... ROFL.....
But in response to us "comming around when ya need us"......Ditto......Now someone open this jar of pickles for me and go HOME..........LOL... :)
 
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Not all women are bad. Just a bit confused how to be women these days. Us men have destroyed womens idea of how they should be. In a sense, the women are turning into men, and the men turning into the women.

Nowadays it's a bit easier to find the perfect guy, but the perfect girl isn't around every corner anymore.

Now i'm done here before this thread becomes an evil finger pointing contest at how we need you and why we suck etc.

Women are great. And I tend to make very little sense. Amen.
 
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:p Men have as much edge on women as women have on men. Period.
 

dustinzgirl

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men have their uses...like Im goign to take out the garbage or mow the lawn....