WTF ... IS WTF!?
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If WTF were a chick then... game


Banned - What an Asshat!
Hello, and welcome to what may turn out to be the Cheeze's greatest game yet.
Post If ______ were a ______ then _________. filling in the blanks as you go along ^something ^something else ^what would happen

Here is an example:
If were a chick, then I would pay her $20 to bang her.
Here's another:
If Kindbud were an admin, the world would end.

However crappy these were, I know you can do better.
(I just didn't want to give away any awesome ones in the rules)


Banned - What an Asshat!
if eastside keeps posting in this thread it will pick up sufficient momentum to validate mmm...cheese's existence and then people will notice if he is banned.
if mmm...cheese were king then void is his bitch and eastside will be jealous and void will be happy because his fanticies will be finally met.