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If WTF were a chick then... game

mmm...cheese

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Hello, and welcome to what may turn out to be the Cheeze's greatest game yet.
Post If ______ were a ______ then _________. filling in the blanks as you go along ^something ^something else ^what would happen


Here is an example:
If WTF.com were a chick, then I would pay her $20 to bang her.
Here's another:
If Kindbud were an admin, the world would end.

However crappy these were, I know you can do better.
(I just didn't want to give away any awesome ones in the rules)
 

Easty

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If cheese was a good game maker, then this thread wouldn't suck so bad.
 

void

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if mmm...cheese was banned nobody would notice.


i win. :thumbsup:
 

Easty

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if void says something else, i might fall on the floor laughing
 

void

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if eastside keeps posting in this thread it will pick up sufficient momentum to validate mmm...cheese's existence and then people will notice if he is banned.
 

Easty

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if mmm...cheese gets banned, then who will we make fun of?
 

void

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if mmm...cheese were banned then we would still make fun of him without him ever knowing.
 
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if someone doesn't change the topic to something other than mmm...cheese soon, i will explode.
 
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if mmm...cheese were king then void is his bitch and eastside will be jealous and void will be happy because his fanticies will be finally met.
 

void

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if nymphich cud spel then we wud all be relived.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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If this thread wasn't so fucking stupid, then I would post something more usefull.
 

Easty

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if nymphie was a 2 dollar whore, then i still wouldn't pay
 
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If Eastside capitalized the begginings of his sentences and put periods at the ends of those sentences then I wouldn't think he's a dumbass.