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If you could bring anyone back to life, who would you choose?

I Hate The FCC

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I would bring back Karl Marx, if you don't know who he is, you're an idiot.
 

Slacker

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I would probaly bring back my grandpa. :thumbsup:
 

Woodreaux

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Ben Franklin, Martin Luther King, Albert Einstein, Richard Feyman, Randy Rhodes, Jimmy Hendrix, Cliff Burton, Alexandar the Great, Ghengis Khan, Attilla the Hunn, Napolean Bonnepart, and Marilon Monroe. Oh yeah, and all my dead homies!
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Hitler, so he and Marx could have a nice civilized chat about the weather.
 

CopyLifted

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I would bring back Nikola Tesla, if you don't know who he is, you're an idiot. :D

Oh wait, they didn't talk about him in school :rolleyes:

People should know what he did.
 

meh_it_all

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Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, or my younger brother.
 

RageAgainst

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Jesus, so I can push him in the water and see if he drowns or walks on it.

No but seriously, I'd love to talk to Jesus.

Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrisson, Kurt Cobain.

I'd bring back Bob Marley and have a spliff with him.

Che Guevara.

Pfff there's too many people.
 

Broken

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Woodreaux said:
Ben Franklin, Martin Luther King, Albert Einstein, Richard Feyman, Randy Rhodes, Jimmy Hendrix, Cliff Burton, Alexandar the Great, . Oh yeah, and all my dead homies!
Albert Einstein, Richard Feynman, Randy Rhodes, Jimmy Hendrix, Cliff Burton. NICE! The rest have to stay at your house.

I add John bohman, and Janis.
 

gehtfuct

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I can't beLIEve you didn't add Brian Fellows to your list. ^
 

Broken

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Ahh that's a character on a TV show, and he's not dead. Since you have proven you can't seperate reality and the magical world of televison, I guess we can't ask you to keep up with the thread topic.

I am proud of you for trying though, little steps add up. Keep going tiger.
 

gehtfuct

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True.
1. He's not dead. But it's safe to say that his career is tucked neatly in dirt.
2. I'm not able to keep up with dopey thread topics because of my inability to speak geek.
3. Thanks for your concern, Dad.

Brian Fellows is alive and well! Do you hear?! He lives damn you!

Thanks Broken. Now let's see what you can do to revive Johnny K's brain.
 

PatticusRex

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Malcom X, Lee Harvey Oswald, GG Allin, Joseph Stalin

EDIT: Oh, and Moses, and Prince Buddha or whatever.
 

Broken

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gehtfuct said:
True.
1. He's not dead. But it's safe to say that his career is tucked neatly in dirt.
2. I'm not able to keep up with dopey thread topics because of my inability to speak geek.
3. Thanks for your concern, Dad.

Brian Fellows is alive and well! Do you hear?! He lives damn you!

Thanks Broken. Now let's see what you can do to revive Johnny K's brain.
1: True, I almost went on that angle as well..
2: Albert Einstein, Richard Feynman = My idols * Randy Rhodes(guitar), Jimmy Hendrix(duh), Cliff Burton(bass), John bohman( Drummer), and Janis( singer).
3: Son, you know I love you and only want the best for you.

4: JK/ No comment.

Now stop shitting in your own house.
 

Brain Spout

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CopyLifted said:
I would bring back Nikola Tesla, if you don't know who he is, you're an idiot. :D

Oh wait, they didn't talk about him in school :rolleyes:

People should know what he did.
the bird man right? just kidding he invented the Tesla coil, but he was also the bird man.

i would bring back Mikhail Bakunin and have him and Marx fight. id wager fewer people know who he is than who know who Tesla is.
 

gehtfuct

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Broken said:
1: True, I almost went on that angle as well..
2: Albert Einstein, Richard Feynman = My idols * Randy Rhodes(guitar), Jimmy Hendrix(duh), Cliff Burton(bass), John bohman( Drummer), and Janis( singer).
3: Son, you know I love you and only want the best for you.

4: JK/ No comment.

Now stop shitting in your own house.
Yes, yes. Right you are.
You are talking about the Led Zep drummer John Bonham, right?

I'd bring back Chris Farley and Jesus.
Why? Why not?
 

magnolia

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CopyLifted said:
I would bring back Nikola Tesla, if you don't know who he is, you're an idiot. :D

Oh wait, they didn't talk about him in school :rolleyes:

People should know what he did.

He was mentioned in my chemistry class for making a Tesla Coil thing and florescent lights.

Anyway, if I could bring anyone back it would probobly be... Walt Disney.
 

Woodreaux

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I'd bring back Hitler, so I could kill him again.
 

LiberatioN

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If i could only choose one person, I'd bring back Jesus to revive some the ideals of Christianity in present times. People seem to scoff at the fact that the religion is based "around a guy who walked the earth 2000 years ago". w/e

I'd also bring back Rick James for the upcoming season of Chappelle if I could pick more than one.