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if you could (this question is for guys)
- Thread starter pakdatson
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Oh...shit...how do I even begin to say this...
I...well...used to be able to suck my own cock (Before I got fat).
I am able to bend all the way to the floor, without feeling any pain, when I do butterfly stretches in gym. Everyone's like "Eewww...Oh my god! That's nasty!"
If you want, I can upload a picture of myself doing the butterfly stretch, just so you know I'm not bullshitting you.
I...well...used to be able to suck my own cock (Before I got fat).
I am able to bend all the way to the floor, without feeling any pain, when I do butterfly stretches in gym. Everyone's like "Eewww...Oh my god! That's nasty!"
If you want, I can upload a picture of myself doing the butterfly stretch, just so you know I'm not bullshitting you.
i think if it was a matter if size rather than flexibility, you would have to do it yourself, cause girls would be too scared of it to go anywhere near it...
"A guy and his gf are making out one night in the back of their car. He starts to take her clothes off, and she removes his... she looks down an sees a giant penis staring right back at her... she says 'my god... its too big, you aren't going to put that in me!!'
He says 'aw, come on baby, i promise i'll only put half in.'
after a couple of moments of thought, she says cautiously, 'hmmm...OK'
So he lays her down and suddenly - WHAM! she gets the whole lot.
she screams at him 'You said you were only going to put half in!!!'
'Yeah,' he replies, 'the bottom half...'
"A guy and his gf are making out one night in the back of their car. He starts to take her clothes off, and she removes his... she looks down an sees a giant penis staring right back at her... she says 'my god... its too big, you aren't going to put that in me!!'
He says 'aw, come on baby, i promise i'll only put half in.'
after a couple of moments of thought, she says cautiously, 'hmmm...OK'
So he lays her down and suddenly - WHAM! she gets the whole lot.
she screams at him 'You said you were only going to put half in!!!'
'Yeah,' he replies, 'the bottom half...'
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