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if you could (this question is for guys)
- Thread starter pakdatson
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Only if I had gone without for a long, and I mean a long time. I don't cherish the idea of having cum in my mouth, even if it would be my own.
lol holy shit dude. who says you gotta swallow your own load LMAO you could just do it till you were ready then bust a nut somewhere outside your mouth. unless you want a facial from yourself? but i dont think you do.ReiMeishin said:
if i were him i would just delete it and pretend like it never happened. thank god for screen shots eh? oh careful with the word shot around rei..pakdatson said:
Oh...shit...how do I even begin to say this...
I...well...used to be able to suck my own cock (Before I got fat).
I am able to bend all the way to the floor, without feeling any pain, when I do butterfly stretches in gym. Everyone's like "Eewww...Oh my god! That's nasty!"
If you want, I can upload a picture of myself doing the butterfly stretch, just so you know I'm not bullshitting you.
I...well...used to be able to suck my own cock (Before I got fat).
I am able to bend all the way to the floor, without feeling any pain, when I do butterfly stretches in gym. Everyone's like "Eewww...Oh my god! That's nasty!"
If you want, I can upload a picture of myself doing the butterfly stretch, just so you know I'm not bullshitting you.
lol yea i can do those butterfly stretches all the way against my crotch and all the way to the floor but ive never tried to suck myself off. ive always had a gf that could do that for me.. soo how was it loljstager said:
i think if it was a matter if size rather than flexibility, you would have to do it yourself, cause girls would be too scared of it to go anywhere near it...
"A guy and his gf are making out one night in the back of their car. He starts to take her clothes off, and she removes his... she looks down an sees a giant penis staring right back at her... she says 'my god... its too big, you aren't going to put that in me!!'
He says 'aw, come on baby, i promise i'll only put half in.'
after a couple of moments of thought, she says cautiously, 'hmmm...OK'
So he lays her down and suddenly - WHAM! she gets the whole lot.
she screams at him 'You said you were only going to put half in!!!'
'Yeah,' he replies, 'the bottom half...'
"A guy and his gf are making out one night in the back of their car. He starts to take her clothes off, and she removes his... she looks down an sees a giant penis staring right back at her... she says 'my god... its too big, you aren't going to put that in me!!'
He says 'aw, come on baby, i promise i'll only put half in.'
after a couple of moments of thought, she says cautiously, 'hmmm...OK'
So he lays her down and suddenly - WHAM! she gets the whole lot.
she screams at him 'You said you were only going to put half in!!!'
'Yeah,' he replies, 'the bottom half...'
in the short time i have been around here, i really thought that i would be risking Magnolia's wrath as i was typing that.... i am glad thats all i got!!!
excellent... does that mean if i pick my moments carefully to insult all of woman-kind, i'll get away with it??
i am a firm believer of testing my boundaries hard and often...you'll have plenty of opportunities
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