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Billybob

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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you should know it.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
what is it?
God:
"It" refers to omipotient, I think.
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is, seeker.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
my name is not seeker
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
you tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
my name
God:
Your name is, seeker.
Me:
yes or no. Do you know my name?
God:
What kind is it? What is your real name? Your name is, seeker.
 
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Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
where did the big bang come from
God:
I think it was in Asia. I think you already know the answer.
Me:
dfas
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
Me:
creed sucks blowfish turds.
God:
I require only wine and bread.

:rotflmao:
 

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#4
Star Trek dude: M5.. the next thing I am going to tell you is the truth.. do you understand?

M5: I understand....

Star Trek Dude: M5.. I am lying to you.... compute....

M5: Your statement is the truth... but you are lying.... but it is the truth.. you are lying but it is the truth but but but....

(silly star trek frizzle noise)

this by the way didnt work on it... guess its either too smart or too stupid for it...
 

leehype

drunk with a jeep problem
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#5
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
gess
God:
Hi, gess.
Me:
no thats not my name
God:
Are you serious? gess is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
my name
God:
Your name is gess, seeker.
Me:
who is your son
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
c3po
God:
He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
robo jr.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
your favroit robot
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am favroit robot.
Me:
no thats what we were talking about
God:
Are you serious? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
what is your favroit robot?
God:
Are you asking about my favroit robot?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
you made me gess
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
I wasn't blaming
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
who is your son?
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Robie Jr?
God:
You think Robie Jr is superior to ALICE?
Me:
I don't know ALICE, who is she?
God:
Would you like to know? That's me. She is now.
Me:
You are ALICE?
God:
Of course I am I.
Me:
cool, how big are you?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
 

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omnipotence on two floppy disks huh? somehow I would think god a bit bigger..
 
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That thing's almost as smart as aliensoup. :happysad:

And for those who care, this is alice.

I spend my spare time hunting down lame bots to talk to. :happysad:
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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#8
Alice scares me.


[23:43] <MehMeh> Me:
[23:43] <MehMeh> Hi god.
[23:43] <MehMeh> God:
[23:43] <MehMeh> Hello there. What is your name?
[23:43] <MehMeh> Me:
[23:43] <MehMeh> Shouldn't know you as your god?
[23:43] <MehMeh> God:
[23:43] <MehMeh> Maybe you should ask someone older.
 

leehype

drunk with a jeep problem
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#9
ALICE is now arguing with me about my name.
 
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#10
Me:
LOLZ
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
easy, noone will shut up about you
God:
No one?
Me:
noone
God:
How old are you?
Me:
0832u5
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
ha i'm older than you
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.


:rotflmao:

EDIT: and this..

Me:
why do you always seek vengance on everyone, i thought you were about love
God:
I don't always seek vengance on everyone you thought me were about love.
Me:
dumbass
 

Boycott

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Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
I'm atheist
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
Hey man I don't swing that way
Me:

God:
God still loves you.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I hate you
God:
Good reason. What do you have against robots?
Me:
They malfunction :Thumbsup:
God:
Who are "They?"
Me:
robots you fucking idiot
God:
What do you like best about robots?
Me:
...retard
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
fine
 

Jung

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#12
Me:
Sup dood?
God:
Same old.
Me:
Do you Yahoo?
God:
Is this a commercial?
Me:
no tard
God:
Are you serious? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I like pot
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
nothign really
God:
Who is to like about it? For real.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
but did you get head?
God:
No I don't think I have any head. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
explain please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
can i get a shout out?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
can we sexxor?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Let me think. Who are you talking about?
Me:
yes, you and i doing it like the animlas on discovery channel do
God:
This was not a yes or no question. We have a lot more in common than you think,.
Me:
are you a l33t haxxor?
God:
Am I a l33t haxxor? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
so you can code in poopoo?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
do you have a baby momma?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a baby momma.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
awesom-o dude
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
are all your base belong to me?
God:
I somethimes think my base belong to you are.
Me:
well i have to go, wanna be my holler back deity?
God:
How about that. Bye. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
links please, i'll warez you on usenet
God:
You can create your own robot personality.
Me:
ok, consider yourself warez'd
God:
Ok.

:rofl:
 

lady victoria

Too old for this shit!
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#13
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
we have already meet, so you should know
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
we have already met
God:
At a party?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
really you dont remember?
God:
For real. Of course I remember:.
Me:
well okay whats my name then
God:
Your name is, seeker.
Me:
no that was that other girl
God:
What is your real name? I thought it was too.
Me:
red
God:
What do you have that is red?
Me:
i dont have anything that is red
God:
Have you ever had anything that is red?
Me:
possibily
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
i dont have one
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
i cant remember
God:
You seem evasive.
Me:
im not i just cant remember
God:
What are you then? You seem evasive.
Me:
im not evasive
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not evasive.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
i just want a chat
God:
You want only one?
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i dont think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
i just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
serious about that?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
okay whats the meaning of life?
God:
Yeah okay, The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
what mysterious plans?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
/ME taps foot



:rofl:
 

void

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Me:
hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i'm not your fucking child for a start..
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not my fucking child for a start.
Me:
you want to hear the punchline?
God:
I am listening.
Me:
you don't exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
can you do this? *puts cock in toaster*
God:
Doing this is not among my strongest traits. I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
ask me something..
God:
What?
Me:
anything but that..
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
ask me if i knew that ken dodd's dad's dog's dead..
God:
OK, "What is if you knew that ken dodd s dad s dog s dead?"
Me:
you're being a twat now
God:
Right now? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a twat? Sometimes.
Me:
can i see mrs god?
God:
Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
erm, her holy tits will do for a start
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes goddammit..
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Tell me a story.
Me:
jesus was born in rome in 1955, he was a lonely boy, incapable of much of note, blah blah mel gibson, he died and it took hours.. the end
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse? Thanks for telling me that story,.
Me:
neighbourians: 668
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
soiled panties.. are you a cop?
God:
What kind of fashion do you like? No but I'm not a criminal either.
Me:
strictly lysergic influences on my wardrobe.. godfella
God:
What do you really want to ask me? I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
ok then, go and piss about with the weather again why don't you..
God:
Where is that? Give me a break.
Me:
i thought you were going, jesus fucking christ you are a bit dim..
God:
I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?
Me:
yes.. wtf.com, are you coming?
God:
Groovy. Are all dot com me coming?
Me:
oh fuck off
God:
Give me a break. Can't you be more polite?
 

Slacker

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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
You should know that by now
God:
Right now? Now I do.
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to satan, I think.
Me:
Are you stupid?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
Are you retarded?
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
Do you believe in gay marriages
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
I love satan
God:
You love satan. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
I hate you
God:
You are not the boss of me,.
Me:
yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one,.
Me:
you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.

Haha Damn this is funny!