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I'm a cutter, I'm going to suicide... blah blah blah... (The posts)

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Descent

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Fuck, I got a screwdriver and brackets next to me! AND BLINK 182 BROKE UP!

THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO UNDERSTOOD ME

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD




































(If you thought I was serious you're pretty fucked as far as human intelligence goes!)
 

Billybob

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Descent said:
(If you thought I was serious you're pretty fucked as far as human intelligence goes!)
Well, we can only hope. :(
 

Darklight

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fuck it.. im to sexy to live..
 
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I'm taking my cue from another thread...
I'm going to off myself with a fork. Then they'll wish they'd paid attention!
 

TNPAuTo

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Farva Beans

I only have one bucket..That's not enough for me. I'm going to rape your cheese feast and cut my diaper. Don't flirt with me I am the almighty penis flower. None shall oppose. :sword: Ouchies.
 

CopyLifted

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TNPAuTo said:
I only have one bucket..That's not enough for me. I'm going to rape your cheese feast and cut my diaper. Don't flirt with me I am the almighty penis flower. None shall oppose. :sword: Ouchies.
 

Bitch

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TNPAuTo said:
I only have one bucket..That's not enough for me. I'm going to rape your cheese feast and cut my diaper. Don't flirt with me I am the almighty penis flower. None shall oppose. :sword: Ouchies.
Ok the first line just about lost my interest but I had to see WTF you were saying. I should have stopped at "I'm going to rape your cheese." I would have actually said that was pretty funny but then it just got really stupid after that. It made no sense so I third that


I think I'm going to kill myself after reading that... :gun:
 

ChilianFuckFace

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I want to cut one of my arms! Then jump from a moving train and land on a bunch of high voltage power lines.
 

Jung

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TNPAuTo said:
I only have one bucket..That's not enough for me. I'm going to rape your cheese feast and cut my diaper. Don't flirt with me I am the almighty penis flower. None shall oppose. :sword: Ouchies.
 

Slacker

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TNPAuTo said:
I only have one bucket..That's not enough for me. I'm going to rape your cheese feast and cut my diaper. Don't flirt with me I am the almighty penis flower. None shall oppose. :sword: Ouchies.
Did anybody see whats wrong with this or is it just me?
 

Jung

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Linksy said:
Did anybody see whats wrong with this or is it just me?
No, you seem to be the only one that's noticed so far. :confused:
 

icka

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TNPAuTo said:
I only have one bucket..That's not enough for me. I'm going to rape your cheese feast and cut my diaper. Don't flirt with me I am the almighty penis flower. None shall oppose. :sword: Ouchies.
this provided me with a good chuckle.

i dont think this thread is going where brion intended.
 

wocka

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My fish cut themselves becuase my computer is too dirty, i need to clean the rock and cut teh frogspawns vein. then he will leak and kill the whole world. died on uogamers fuck sake ganking bitches 5 vs 1 i cant survive the para ganks, anyone got a popper pouch?
 

wocka

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anyone except me cut there sphincter? it provides the amount of neomaticyts me need
 
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Can we talk more about the almighty penis flower? That one has really piqued my curiosity....

:p
 

Jung

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wocka said:
My fish cut themselves becuase my computer is too dirty, i need to clean the rock and cut teh frogspawns vein. then he will leak and kill the whole world. died on uogamers fuck sake ganking bitches 5 vs 1 i cant survive the para ganks, anyone got a popper pouch?
Wow, you're pretty fucking original. Stop shitting up the thread. :rolleyes:
 

Slacker

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zoloftcasserole said:
Half the posts in this thread make me want to kill myself.
Well at least someone is one topic. :thumbsup:

Ahh I know this one girl who were long sleeves all the time because she cuts hereself. She has mental issues.
 
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