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MaxPower

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At least you admit it. For that I commend you. Most people are like "Fucking cops". The man is trying to keep me down!

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Unforgiven

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yeah... i didn't say "fucking cops" because it was my fault... there was a car behind me... looked kinda like a ghost car, but it didn't really register till it just disappeared somewhere... a bit up ahead, there was a cop, just waiting for me.
 
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mariusthegreat

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man that sux...i got a ticket not to long ago....i admit it..i was speeding....96 on a 65....nothing a little grobling at court couldnt fix..hehe...probation ..court fees and half of the ticket fine later i was a free man....i fought it so my insurance wouldnt find out...hehe...
 
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Unforgiven said:
yeah... i didn't say "fucking cops" because it was my fault... there was a car behind me... looked kinda like a ghost car, but it didn't really register till it just disappeared somewhere... a bit up ahead, there was a cop, just waiting for me.
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Did you tell the cop that there was a ghost car chasing you? Hell it could have been Christine plus; Everybody knows Ghost cars have shitty brakes. You see it in all the movies, ghost following at an unsafe distance then wouldn't you know it rear ends the poor guy and runs him off the road. Shit goes downhill from there quickly.
 
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if told the cops a ghost car was chasing him they'd give him the breathalizer! and then check for coke
 
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mariusthegreat

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dude...you coulda gotten outta the car and punched the cop in the jaw...then beat the shit outta him/her....it works..i saw that shit on Real TV...but the cop would have to be a chick for that to work... :/ .....
actually come to think of it.....maybe paying the ticket wasnt such a bad idea....
 
Unforgiven

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HEW60545 said:
if told the cops a ghost car was chasing him they'd give him the breathalizer! and then check for coke
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i tried snorting coke once, but got ice cubes stuck in my nose.
 
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Unforgiven said:
i tried snorting coke once, but got ice cubes stuck in my nose.
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My boss tells the lame ones too.....Sometimes they are so stoopid they actually make me laugh........ :ugly:one liners..
 
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Did you tell the cop that there was a ghost car chasing you? Hell it could have been Christine plus; Everybody knows Ghost cars have shitty brakes. You see it in all the movies, ghost following at an unsafe distance then wouldn't you know it rear ends the poor guy and runs him off the road. Shit goes downhill from there quickly.
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Damn why didnt I think of that when I got my 500$ ticket...which I need to pay asap!
 
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Well Ive had my license for a little more then a year now and luckely i havent gotten a ticket. i only speed on the back roads that i know real well. and never much more then 5 or 10 over on a maine road.
 
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what kind of car do you have? I was in the car while my bro passed a cop on a two lane road going 35 over and didn't get stopped. He has a gold acura legend and never gets pulled over and I have heard things about people with certain cars being more or less prone to cops- go figure
 
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