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im dieing

care

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im dieing you guys

i have :

1. a headache
2. an earache
3. the coughs
4. the sneezez
5. runny nose
6. sore throat

and i dont have any energy, i cant even play a full song on my guitar without wanting to fall to the ground, and just walking to the bathroom gets my heart racing.

if i die i hearby leave my carebear collection to be divided among the people on my buddylist on here.
 
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wait... i think i'm dying too. i have a heartache.

shit.

wait... that's just an old wound. i'll be fine :)
 

CopyLifted

Funnier than a 5th grader
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care said:
im dieing you guys

i have :

1. a headache
2. an earache
3. the coughs
4. the sneezez
5. runny nose
6. sore throat

and i dont have any energy, i cant even play a full song on my guitar without wanting to fall to the ground, and just walking to the bathroom gets my heart racing.

if i die i hearby leave my carebear collection to be divided among the people on my buddylist on here.
Don't worry, it's only aids. It's common in gay ppl.
 

betrayed

Banned - What an Asshat!
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cheer up right now, your not dieing you pussy, its called the flu..
 

care

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he said he was 'clean' how could you do that to me unforgiven? WHY?????
 

care

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:gun: :(

ive lost it all, and now your leaving me too?!!?!?!
 

betrayed

Banned - What an Asshat!
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You seem to have enough energy to excessively use exclamation points..
 

care

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damn you!!! where is seije when you need him?, he will love me for me!!

EDIT: well, p99 as they say

"in times of desperation , men get excessive amounts of energy" kinda like superheros
ex: carebears
 

skylinec

Somewhere in the Between
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#13
i'll start makin' the coffin.....how tall are you what 5'9
 

care

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just about 6 foot, but i dont wanna be buried, just send me back to the magical land of carebears, where i will assume the next level of existence "wtf.com carebear"
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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care said:
im dieing you guys

i have :

1. a headache
2. an earache
3. the coughs
4. the sneezez
5. runny nose
6. sore throat

and i dont have any energy, i cant even play a full song on my guitar without wanting to fall to the ground, and just walking to the bathroom gets my heart racing.

if i die i hearby leave my carebear collection to be divided among the people on my buddylist on here.
I geht dibs on "cornerbag bear"
 

shep

Local alcoholic
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care said:
just about 6 foot, but i dont wanna be buried, just send me back to the magical land of carebears, where i will assume the next level of existence "wtf.com carebear"
if you die you go back to care-a-lot ya dummie,lol.Be brave and take it like champ bear
 

skylinec

Somewhere in the Between
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care said:
just about 6 foot, but i dont wanna be buried, just send me back to the magical land of carebears, where i will assume the next level of existence "wtf.com carebear"
o'k one ticket to the magical land of carebears.......do you want to be sent in a coffin cause i already made it and your going to use it Dammit. i will not have wasted all that time for you not to use it...