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Sick.

First time in two or so fucking years. My throat is full of crap, i'm coughing like hell, my nose is blocked and stinging, and my stomach feels almost as bad as that time i accidentally drank motor oil. If being sick isn't enough, theres more problems starting to bite me in the ass.

Ie. I'm too sick to leave the house, so i cant walk to the shops.
I'm down to...
My last box of country cheese biscuits.
My last jar of vegemite.
I've got no fucking coffee!!
And no milk.
I'm almost out of tissues.
I've got half a sheet of lemsip max lozengez left.
Etc etc.

Because i'm stuck at home all i really wanna do is play the computer to pass time. All my fucking games are too old! Its insanely boring. And what do i do when i get really bored? I sleep. Why can't i sleep then? Because every fucking time i lie down i make the slightest movement and my stomach flips over with the feeling of a waterbed, only it being filled with the most ugliest, warmest crap you can get.

Normally i could handle all this but wtf am i supposed to do with no coffee?
Hating life right now.
 

People=Shit

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Yea, I had the same problem. I hadn't been sick since I was in 6th grade (about 4 years ago) when I had mono. Then I go to fucking California Pizza Kitchen and get food poisoning and can't move for two days. I hate that fucking place. :mfinger:
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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I've got something like that right now. Massive migrane, too dizzy to stand, upset stomach, extremely sore throat, stuffed nose, coughing up blood. It's fun stuff.
 

DIZNUTS

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if you can't sleep.....watch porn instead....hope ya fell better
 

R@@V@il

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oh shit !!!!

u guys fucked up ...... call some chiks .. ove r.. get ur dick sucked .. that should be enough .. or just haev soem soup ..
 

Brain Spout

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Dragonfly said:
my stomach feels almost as bad as that time i accidentally drank motor oil.
what? could you please elaborate. this sounds like an interesting story.
 

Descent

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If you were in New York I would gladly get you what you need...

I've never tried vegemite, because here in the C.S.A. we don't sell or eat vegemite. That actually pisses me off, because I've heard it's orgasmic.

We DO however have Cleveland Stadium Mustard, which is like a mix of regular brown and yellow mustard with a lemony taste. It's one of the best things to use because it goes with many foods better than yellow mustard.

Also, we have Frank's Red Hot Sauce, which really isn't all that spicy, but adds a nice kicky flavor! It goes great on everything due to it's simple, yet complex neutral spicy taste. I've put it on everything from turkey to ham, to pizza and even spaghetti with tomato sauce, and it never detracts from the flavor of the food, it enchances it! Unfortunately, it has so much salt that I get a tiny bit swollen in the hands if I eat too much. But hey, 0 Calories!
 

Binarycow

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Hey man, I haven't been sick in a good 2 years also, and then, "BAM!" Mono. Sucked balls. My throat hurt like 50 bitches on a bitch farm, and I still cant feel my feet (even though its coming back) for three fucking weeks. Hope you feel better man!
 

Favetti

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Man, being sick must suck. I still havn't gotten mono (thank god) and I don't plan on it. Good luck with the shit (literally) and you should call someone and tell them to pick you up some instant ramen and diapers. Okay, sorry about that last one >< Crawl to a phone, and get someone to run errands for you. Unless you're completely and totally alone in the world. As for the games, get a new computer and buy some games.
 
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WizardlyFriend said:
what? could you please elaborate. this sounds like an interesting story.
Told the basic of this story in this post.

Descent said:
It's one of the best things to use because it goes with many foods better than yellow mustard.
Thats like vegemite, i have it with absolutely everything.

DIZNUTS said:
if you can't sleep.....watch porn instead....hope ya fell better
Best to keep the heart rate down, makes me throw up otherwise :p
And i'm gettin better now. Yay.

Question: Whats mono?
 

bnccoder

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Mononucleosis is a viral infection causing fevers, sore throat, and swollen lymph glands, especially in the neck. It is typically caused by the Epstein-Barr virus (EBV), but can also be caused by other organisms such as cytomegalovirus (CMV). Both viruses are members of the herpesvirus family.