Oh man.
Strange things are afoot in my kitchen.
I was microwaving a little pizza (a weak cheese one since my bitchass sister ate all the good pepperoni ones), and everything was going as planned, when...
I heard a "VEEEEEE-OOWWWWWWWWW" like airplanes in WWII movies. Then the microwave went back to normal.
It beeped.
I was scared the pizza was going to be a radio active man-eating pizza, so I called my friend for advice. He said to get gloves and a broomstick, and open it from afar. I hung up, and since I didn't have gloves I just manned up and opened it.
The pizza was fine, just a little lopsided. But my dog was hiding on the other end of the room, whining.
I'm eating the pizza now. I think it might give me cancer.
Strange things are afoot in my kitchen.
I was microwaving a little pizza (a weak cheese one since my bitchass sister ate all the good pepperoni ones), and everything was going as planned, when...
I heard a "VEEEEEE-OOWWWWWWWWW" like airplanes in WWII movies. Then the microwave went back to normal.
It beeped.
I was scared the pizza was going to be a radio active man-eating pizza, so I called my friend for advice. He said to get gloves and a broomstick, and open it from afar. I hung up, and since I didn't have gloves I just manned up and opened it.
The pizza was fine, just a little lopsided. But my dog was hiding on the other end of the room, whining.
I'm eating the pizza now. I think it might give me cancer.